I got mugged by a niggerbird today

Cue the Cock65

Points: 8

by CartersBird

Submitted on Mar 1, 2019

Nature is Metal

Tags: rooster65 nigger raven eyeball
10 comments

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  Noob

  Boobsweatbob

  If you would have hid the eyeball underneath your work boots you would still have it...

  
  

  #28502
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  They took my shoes too, which is pretty weird considering they were Doc Martens.

  
  

  #58486
  
  
  

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  Vet

  severum

  Don't feel bad because that bird is among the smartest in the Aves world.

  
  

  #28504
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Yeah those things are smart as fuck they’ll sit on stop lights and drop nuts so cars will run them over and break them open

  
  

  #58492
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Did you just shorten avian to aves?

  
  

  #58494
  

  Vet

  severum

  Yeah, I shortened it by one letter by choosing to use the latin word.

  
  

  #58496
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Atleast he’s not tr

  
  

  #58497
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Hey tr what’s the ancient Greek word for bird. Write me an essay about it’s origion. Oh wait you can’t lololololololol

  
  

  #58499
  
  
  

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  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  that bird is smarter than most niggers

  
  

  #28511
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Good

  
  

  #28515