I got mugged by a niggerbird today

Cue the Cock65

Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Mar 1, 2019Nature is Metal
Points: 8
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I got mugged by a niggerbird today
Tags:rooster65niggerraveneyeball

10 Comments

  • Mucho User BoobsweatbobNoob

    Boobsweatbob

    If you would have hid the eyeball underneath your work boots you would still have it...

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    They took my shoes too, which is pretty weird considering they were Doc Martens.

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  • Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Don't feel bad because that bird is among the smartest in the Aves world.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Yeah those things are smart as fuck they’ll sit on stop lights and drop nuts so cars will run them over and break them open

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Yeah, I shortened it by one letter by choosing to use the latin word.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Hey tr what’s the ancient Greek word for bird. Write me an essay about it’s origion. Oh wait you can’t lololololololol

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