Dude... I’d bet on that shit... “here comes flappy skibs coming down the stretch followed by mommies little princess in second and WAIT WHATS THAT!?! PULLING AHEAD IS CAPTAIN CRUNCH! AND ITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FOR WIN!
That sucks. You know what else sucks? I zipped up my dick today and now I can’t jack off because I tore skin and it hurts like a mother fucker. That sucks