Handi Handy
Well I'm done with the internet today
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ZuckerFreeeggs
Before you get your fucking panties in a bunch his parents paid the nurse to whack him off. Nothing illegal here. But I did find some more questionable tard porn so I’m gonna take more of more than the recommended dose of robitusson caugh gels and contemplate the meaning of life...In the great green room There was a telephone And a red balloon
And a picture of-
The cow jumping over the moon
And there were three little bears sitting on chairs And two little kittens
And a pair of mittens
And a little toy house
And a young mouse
And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush And a quiet old lady who was whispering “hush” Goodnight room
Goodnight moon
Goodnight cow jumping over the moon Goodnight light
And the red balloon
Goodnight bears
Goodnight chairs
Goodnight kittens
And goodnight mittens
Goodnight clocks
And goodnight socks
Goodnight little house
And goodnight mouse
Goodnight comb
And goodnight brush
Goodnight nobody
Goodnight mush
And goodnight to the old lady whispering “hush” Goodnight stars
Goodnight air
Good night noises everywhere
ZuckerFreeeggs
https://muchozucko.com/4210/Mentally-Challenged-Receives-Helping-Hand ... Well fuck me stupid. Eh do what you must
Vetseverum
Nice find but you must search for related tags before you post. It's not that hard as this site has only been up for a year or two, not much content to sift through with a key tag.
ZuckerFreeeggs
I typed in.... handicapped, retard, handjob, and wheelchair. Nothing until nurse
ZuckerFreeeggs
Who knew hand job wasnt handjob.... and who says mentally challenged I’m not that pc so it didn’t even cross my mind. I almost have to upload real tard porn and risk the ban
Vetseverum
Soooo... Freeeeeeeeggs. Do you play any electric instruments or just the ol sixer?
ZuckerFreeeggs
I dabble. I’ve never liked the feel of an electric guitar for some reason but I play the bass harmonica and trumpet
ZuckerFreeeggs
I have a squire strat and a little portable orange amp... I’ve always wanted a jazz master or American tele but If I had the money To blow on those I’d buy an old Gibson or Martin acoustic. Or an American p bass
Vetseverum
Squire strats don't compare to the Mim or US versions. I'm assuming that portable amp isn't a tube?I'm with you on the old Gibson/Martin acoustics and Pbass.
An old band mate had a legit vintage 1959 American Tele. I have never played another intrument with so much juju.
ZuckerFreeeggs
teles are the shit. I’m a lot better at the bass than the guitar tho so if I was gonna take music seriously and get good equipment I’d get a good bass with a good amp. I just play now so I have something to do to pass the time and it gets me laid. Which is also why I’m working on learning sign language lmao
Vetseverum
I play multiple instruments best at guitar but have way more fun with the bass. Do you own any bass equipment? Is there any other Muchomusicians? Potential challenge!
ZuckerFreeeggs
No bass equipment I sold it all before I moved out to this wasteland. Just have my acoustics that squire and an uke.
ZuckerFreeeggs
I’ve seen one elk the whole time I’ve been here . Lots of antelope and bears and shit and even saw a Wolverine.. but one elk and two mooseses driving out by Cody. I figured they’d be everywhere but nah. I can only bow hunt now so I’ll stick to easy shit like turkeys and Small children
ZuckerOster
Now.. no sadly. I got fed up with everyone trying to control how i play and was like fuck it. I can sing tho.
Vetseverum
Fuck everyone, play what you want to play. You don't need a band. Look at Trent Reznor and Varg Vikernes. Would you say you got some throat skills?
Vetseverum
You and Oster should grab a bar of dove instead of not letting stinky 80s bands be relevant. Aside from The Cure, Depeche Mode and Sisters of Mercy!!
ZuckerOster
Highs, lows, clean. Everything. Blast neats were just fun. Ive never put them in a song.
ZuckerTheDudeAbides
I would like to hear a Mucho collab, but it would probably just sound like beer farts.
ZuckerFreeeggs
I’ll drink some milk and put a recorder in my back pocket. That should be about 4 hours of material
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VetmegaFAGGOT
There's been tards getting jerked off here before... the family even encourages it
VetBarret
Nothing wrong going on here, shut up faggots.Also, freeeggs learn to punctuate and use paragraphs.
Mod Barret Out.
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Vet