Mentally Challenged Receives Helping Hand

Inspired by Bono's desire to expand our horizons

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  FredGspotSanford

  This must be preferred provider coverage

  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  and then he ran for President

  
  

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  glandmilker

  she could have at least showed him a tiny titty

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Well, there's another job for which Dr Giggles is qualified.

  
  

  #17612
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Head nurse

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Handmaiden

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  She goes home, husband asks, "how was your day, dear?.

  
  

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  Bono

  Well I'm pretty sure what I watched was technically not a crime

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  2 empty heads are better than one

  
  

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  Gingernuts2712

  Hawkins hand job.

  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  I bet it tastes like sugar.

  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  1. This started with the question, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

  2. That's his mom.

  PS. Has anyone here seen the film Bad Boy Bubby? It's like Forrest Gump only more like real life. A dude is sheltered his whole life, told that he can't leave the apartment because the air is toxic. His mom fucks him. He is basically retarded. Once he is like 35, he becomes a serial killer after killing his cat, because his mother told him the cat didn't need to breathe air, when he asked her why the cat can go outside and not die from the toxins. His dad comes back to fuck his mom, he kills both of them. Then he goes around town, becomes the lead singer of a band, and fucks a nurse with big tits because that's what he's into because his mom also had big tits. Somewhere in the middle he wanders into a church where a quantum physicist is playing piano, why the fuck is he there? Who fucking knows. His mom always told him Jesus was watching him, so he judged himself for doing bad shit. The quantum physicist walks him through a factory explaining that life is an illusion and that God is bullshit, so do whatever the fuck you want to do with your life. Can't remember if that is before or after a member of his band takes him through a fucking history lesson of different religions to show him how they all end up killing each other because they're fucking idiots.

  I also may have said shit that isn't true about this movie, but I am psychotic, so that's how I remember it.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Want to trade names?

  
  

  #33342