Makodragon Loses his Wallet

Not that he has ever had more than a fiver in his wallet, know what I mean? wink, wink, nudge, nudge


by TR
Submitted on Jan 12, 2019Funny
Points: -7

Tags:monty python· 93 comments

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    TRust TR to find the gayest, most boring Python sketch ever conceived.

    And then he tried to polish it up this turd with a gay joke. Nice try jeenyus

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    open up your mouth and accept this piss, tr.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm not that poor. I just spend a lot of my dosh on various vices.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I've been very ill, and still have problems.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    just that I don't know dole scum that say they are not 'poor'

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I have enough to survive. I have it better than the vast majority of people on earth, most of whom are actually suffering on a daily basis.

    Although I come from humble beginnings, my great-grandfather was actually a sweet-shop owner. When he sold his business, my grandad refused to take any money from him, instead wanting to make his own way in life. I have family that have studied at Oxford and Cambridge and that have posh accents and shit.

    I've had to work hard all my life up until I went to uni. I fell very ill once I finished uni.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't take any money that I get for granted. Sure I smoke a lot of it, but while I'm smoking, I'm usually studying or practicing. I fully intend to return to work based on the merits of what I have accomplished while being ill.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    depression, and psychosis x2

    Multiple suicide attempts, one that got me in hospital where I finally got help.

    I'm lucky I live in this country, otherwise I would have hit the self destruct button without intervention.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oooohh... this would have been far more fun to imagination the list of MD's ills and ailments

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    surely you guys can work with what I've given you!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    my delusions were brilliant!

    When I'm sane and lucid, I'm very rational, but when I had psychosis, I was off the fucking charts looney tune.

    Like0STFU0#154499
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I was hearing voices and I thought I'd made some kind of telepathic mental breakthrough and had tuned in to the frequency of the spirit world!

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    this 'help' you got was it to advise you to frequent salubrious sites where you would be ridiculed ??

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    needless to say, my imagination was running wild without any mental filter.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    uhhh no. In fact, I was gonna give up on mucho because I thought maybe it had contributed in a few ways.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    getting ridiculed just makes it all the sweeter when you interact with pleasant people

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    anyhoos, now I know that I was suffering acutely from "apophenia". Which I actually discovered existed by listening to the Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast when I was better but still in hospital.

    I then self diagnosed apophenia, and now that I'm aware of what I did mentally to fall into psychosis, when my brain starts picking up patterns, I constantly remind myself that coincidence is ubiquitous.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I also think I probably have some assburgers that I'm starting to deal with

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I always thought it was MuchoMako with any psychological problems.... that psychopathic taxi driving fuck

    Like0STFU2#154510
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    there's being ill, then there's being mean and ill. And I can say that with some authority because I've lived it. I tried to kill myself because I thought I was sacrificing myself for the lives of other members of my family.

    People who PHYSICALLY hurt others unprovoked, even if ill, are scum.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    shall i link the virtued pedophile video?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    what point would you be trying to make? That 'virtuous' pedos are scum despite not physically harming children?

    Well I have a problem with those pedos. If they were that virtuous, they would ignore their attraction to children and identify why they don't sexualize appropriately aged women. By identifying the cause, they can re-rationalize their sexuality and become normal. They must have some attraction to adult women simply by still being female.

    I blieve they simply fail to acknowledge that it's wrong, and that's evil.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    the reason they're virtuous is because they don't act on what is a natural impulse to them. i just thought it was pertinent to the conversation at hand, you crazy kidfuckers.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    who goes around calling someone a kidfucker like it's casual horseplay?

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    someone who has nothing to hide, pre-school poonhound.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    maybe you should think about how it comes across.

    Projection. I sense it.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    @ makodragon re: #54518, it seems unlikely that you have never seen that attack before. petalfile replaced nazi as the goto ad hominem attack some years ago online. it is quite popular with those who themselves clandestinely view the material. american mako made a big thing once about the AARP being a petalfile org, yet within ten thousand inaniloquent comments he was referring to it as if only an imbecile wouldn't know it was the american association for retired prostitutes.

    Like0STFU2#154582
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    what i found most interesting abour the anti-vp video i just watched (by tac) is easily illustrated by the commentor above me.

    his whole gimmick refers to the love which dare not speak its name, also known as homoeroticism or buggery. not too long ago, fags were marginalized the same way chomos are today, which is the same way that misceginists were treated before that.

    remember, homersexuality wasn't just a crime in the seventies, it was a mental disease that would be treated by electro convulsive therapy. any user of this site would have been considered in need of treatment.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    what the fuck has mako got to do with it now?

    That's also the most elaborate "you're all fags! Waaaah", I've ever seen.

    Like0STFU0#154589
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Shut the fuck up Donny.

    The world does not stop and start at your convenience.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    But I agree, bamford is probably a child poofter, for tossing the word around, as he would a little lad's genitalia.

    Like0STFU0#154592
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I mean, look at how he keeps bringing up the subject of VPs, when it has the most tenuous possible relation to the thread...

    creepy

    Like0STFU0#154593
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    what sleazy-e (that's mako, btw) had to do with it is that he did the exact thing you mentioned. i brought up the american association of retired persons AARP which is well known here. i mentioned it because he was ripping me off again, typing about being retired. He went on and on about the AARP being about petalfiles, yet some months later i noticed him casually mentioning it regarding retirement...such a poser he is. If you recall, once i was gone he was known for "an over-inclusion of information."

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    to go "meta" for a moment (as the lads say), things like vp are ultimately why i mucho. i don't refer to the p in vp, i mean that it is unlikely that i would have ever come across that group on any other site i frequent. maybe 4chan, but i never saw it there. i do have a feeling there is about to be thread about it, though, right now, with a certain picture of a certain penis with a certain spoon, perhaps....

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    so you want me to post it?

    say no more, say no more...i knew you went for photography....i had a feeling you were a goer....

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    ahahaha, that's funny!

    how can a person be threatened about something they put online being online?

    Like0STFU1#154609
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    i mean, i need a picture to start a thread and i noticed i had grabbed it since it was there when i was doing tresearch on a certain former pedia moderator who is now quite famous for being offended by sexually suggestive drawings about her on a construction site...even won an award!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I was quoting Beavis.

    I really don't care if you post it. I have a modest penis but it does the job. It hasn't got to win any awards.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    unlike a certain award winning swede, wink wink.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    too late, i used a germane text photo about the decay of society from hedonism. maybe i will put it in a rate thread later....

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, have you ever heard a real person talk?

    It's like you learned to speak from listening solely to a fuckin Speak and Spell

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    it was actually by listening to homilies

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    let me normalize that for you.

    the picture i used was of text.

    the text was about the rigid tradition of the past decaying.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    page 7 and no replies

    :((((((

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    oh, i missed that question about LL.

    since you ask, it seems that a certain swede going by the same name as hers as doxxed by cryax after she and seagull doxxed cryax, became quite famous because she found graffiti at her job doing construction that was offensive. she took photos of it, put it on facebook, it went viral, and she then had to scramble to have her mucho presence removed before it was noticed

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    she used the same camera as in her masked tit pic, too. such a shame her rather distinctive forearm tattoo is visible.

    i used to love watching them deny that was her real name...jew mako especially, speaking with an air of authority. he is maybe the most pathetic muchoer ever, but people are pretty scummy in jew york, and cabbies are some of the worst...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    and you haven't linked any proof of any of this, why?

    Like0STFU0#154624
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    as the claudeballz of zucko (fired mod) you obviously know that there is a strict rule against doxxing here.

    email tr_is_love@mail.com for the set of 5 photos: masked tits, tampon pussy, bikini bathtub, moral outrage, giving a speech. explain in 57 words or more why you want to join the tr_squad.

    Like0STFU1#154625
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahahahha

    fuck squad

    you need friends round here burger nips

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    boner specifically mentioned no nudes of muchoers from any sites.

    he reported whunu or somebody to the fbi

    hi, special agents! did you catch d. b cooper yet?

    cym

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    incidentally, the poiny way up there was not that you are all fags ( which you are). the point was that, under the dsm that listed homosexuality as a mental disesse or defect, anyone using this site would qualify for the diagnosis, in that there are quite a few homoerotic images here, including photos of men dressed as women, sex acts between men, et cetera, so you, yes you reading this now (which is allegedly no one) would be deemed a homosexual and treated (psychiatrically) accordingly.

    Like0STFU1#154638
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    i am imagining makodragon copying and pasting swedish words one at a time into a translator...

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    LL sent me personal anal play videos. That was dope. You can get them if you email TRisAboringape@gmail.com

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    what a lie. that address doesn't currently exist.

    check this out, devilboy: esotericarchives.com

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    because you just created it?

    maybe i will try later, liar.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    that was a good greek joke based on my real email, ostrich...but i suspect it was just serendipitous and not planned.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Jesus Christ this going back and forth is boring as fuck

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    no one is making you open the page and read it, beldar...in fact, you regularly claim to not read my awesome verbosity.

    BAZINGA!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "If I banned everyone for being annoying, you would have no friends left." - Bono.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol just read the thread. Of course LL had to become one of these outraged people that become fameous for being offended at stuff. Of course.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Is it possible to be more Swedish...

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Graham Chapman probably wrote this one

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    also proof that straight people live longer

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    So youre gonna die soon.

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