Furthermore, it is your fault if you didn't pay attention to the multiple times i mentioned my age in the prolixity of my awesome verbosity (which you constantly complain about).
Contrarily, you mentioned once that you are so fat you got stuck in a bathtub (likely a lie) but i remembered and mention it. It makes me chuckle that, in this idiocracy where intelligence has slipped 20% since the development of it as a quantifiable metric, memory is alleged to be (by simpletons such as yourself) a sign of a mental disease or defect.
On a related note, i actually had occasion to interact with a real autistic kid yesterday. I had never met him and forgot i had been told he was an autismo. He comes in with the other two hellions as the ladies start gabbing, looks out the window and asks, "what's out there?"
I pithily replied, "are you serious? That's the outside! Everything that exists is there."
Among the dozens of questions he asked over fifteen minutes that i can remember were: what color is your refrigerator? Who makes your refrigerator? What's in your refrigerator? Can you lock your refrigerator? Why would someone lock a refrigerator? Did you paint the walls?