Squid Ink Shampoo
Just when I thought I knew all the ways my wife could waste our money, she comes home with Squid Ink Shampoo.....then complains that her hair feels greasy. But the dog likes the way it smells.
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FlashGordon fucks himself
For as much as that probably cost, the squid had better ink my head itself and then dance a fucking jig.
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makodragon
Women will buy any old shit as long as you package it up nice and make it sound exotic."Specially formulated authentic albino Lemur earwax minge-lipbalm..."