The Poop & Puke Couple

7 minutes worth for your viewing pleasure

Points: 28

by FlashGordon

Submitted on Dec 10, 2018

Freak Porn

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  RIP a young girl... a new bride,

  Who sadly got shit on and died,

  She had a twin sister,

  With a similar mister,

  And now they're in-turd side by side.

  
  

  #25794
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Catchy.

  
  

  #51842
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  In this fucked up world, they found each other. Very sweet.

  
  

  #25813
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Boobsweatbob

  I’m new here so I’m not real sure how it works. Is this one point each for team shit and team puke. Or do you count each individual take? That would be like 4 points team puke. 3 points team shit and 1 point team puss.

  
  

  #25816
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Lol, it's just one point for each submission that features it. Summon the bot with simple maths.

  +1 team puke

  +1 team shit

  Good catch by the way.

  
  

  #51866
  

  Admin

  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Shit now has 94 points!

  ...does anybody have some duster?

  
  

  #51867
  

  Admin

  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Puke now has 44 points!

  User:PunkyBruiser sucks his own 9er.

  
  

  #51868
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  There's something about the sound of a slowmo puke that is exhilarating.

  
  

  #25821
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  *cue modern electronica music

  
  

  #52041
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Damn bro. This is like an early Christmas Present for me. At my horniest moments this is exactly the kinds of content I search for.

  
  

  #25830
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I don't hope that you die.

  But I do hope that when you die, its while choking on your own excrement.

  
  

  #51887
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Seasons Greetings from Barret.

  
  

  #51890
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  There's always a chance it'll be mid-masturbation heart attack or autoerotic asphyxiation.

  
  

  #66336
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  If I'm going to kill myself I might as well die happy. Pizza in one hand, my cock in the other.

  
  

  #66337
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  I miss THJ. We need to beat the shit out of his jew boss. Gets sent on a business trip the day after Hannaka ends... sure.

  
  

  #25902
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I hope the pay is good.

  
  

  #52025
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Fuck him. I hope he crashes.

  
  

  #52030
  
  
  

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  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  ...Good.

  
  

  #25904