Desperate Woman Prepares to be Boarded

Very seductive woman

Points: 21

by FlashGordon

Submitted on Nov 29, 2018

Funny

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  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  'JESUS CHRIST!' translates quite well

  
  

  #25344
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  sorry fat finger stfu

  
  

  #50681
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  sorry fat finger like too

  
  

  #50738
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Lose some weight.

  
  

  #50740
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  No takers....what a surprise.

  
  

  #25347
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Looks as if she would swallow someone up with that thing if not devour them with crabs and chlamydia

  
  

  #50682
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Douse it with some Tequila and man up

  
  

  #50684
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Admittedly that's a solution for a lot of problems....let's give it a go.

  
  

  #50703
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  actually I think FG might be squidley

  
  

  #25349
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Fuck you all, retards

  
  

  #50860
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  I love Bacon. But, not that much. Fereal pigs need to be shot on sight.

  
  

  #25374
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Here you go Rooster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubt19wLNcKM

  
  

  #50741
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Early birthday present. Thanks Bro. Sorry it was Giggles Mum.

  
  

  #50743
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  MD probably tried to fuck that bitch through his monitor

  
  

  #25393
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  His monitor has a built in flesh- lite. But I think he says that the jagged glass shards add to the excitement & sensation.

  
  

  #50847
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^typical old person still thinking about cathode Ray tubess

  
  

  #50849
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Stfu crypt keeper.

  
  

  #50851
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Make me stfu you stupid sack of shite

  
  

  #50853
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i hit the button, so its workings

  
  

  #50854
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  It did work

  
  

  #50857
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Good.

  
  

  #50858
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Hardly.... I'm in York and you faggots still can't shut me up

  
  

  #50859
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  That means nothing to us you dead beat.

  
  

  #50861
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  We pressed stfu and he has been shut up for 40 minutes

  
  

  #50863
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  It doesn't work like that

  
  

  #50864
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  A+ for effort thpugh

  
  

  #50865
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  https://youtu.be/B0AX81gv5aM

  
  

  #50866
  

  Vet

  Bono

  E for effort, as a quirky marsupial might say

  
  

  #50870