Got Jesus on your Ass?

Better pay more attention

Points: 6

by FlashGordon

Submitted on Oct 30, 2018

Funny

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Fear not, for through out your life's journeys, Jesus has your back.

  
  

  #23886
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  *throughout

  
  

  #47416
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Punches Pilot

  
  

  #23887
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  HAPPY HALLOWEEN FAGLORDS

  user:Bono tears into a full size Snickers

  
  

  #23888
  

  Noob

  TR

  There is a one pound snickers.

  
  

  #47426
  
  
  

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  Barret

  HALLOWEEN AVATARS ACTIVATE!!!

  
  

  #23889
  

  Vet

  Bono

  HALLOWEEN SITE LOGOS ACTIVATE

  
  

  #47422
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Haha Nice avy.

  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  halloween beer, bongs, bbq activate..

  
  

  #47424
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Noob Soul Absorbed. /Me chants Become Ethereal Thu'um: Feim Zii Gron

  
  

  #47434
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  me fail

  
  

  #47435
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  user:truckerhatjones points and laughs derisively

  
  

  #47436
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Must have been the colon.

  
  

  #47437
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  user:FlashGordon chants Become Ethereal Thuum Feim Zii Gron

  
  

  #47438
  

  Vet

  Bono

  It's probably case-sensitive

  
  

  #47439
  

  Vet

  Bono

  /Me coded the early parts of the website drunk and in a hurry

  
  

  #47441
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  <-------- Halloween avi

  
  

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  Barret

  Good job mate.

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Anything that upsets Trucer

  
  

  #47446
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i am less upset now that i learned you didn't just make everyone a custom avvy

  
  

  #47447
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  woody is quick on the draw anyway, or so his wife tells me

  
  

  #47448
  

  Vet

  Barret

  What you mean i didn't make everyone a custom avy...

  
  

  #47449
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Lol nice one bono. My first PC build back in grade school went something like drunk and in a hurry too. Ended up with a bottleneck between the CPU and mb which was a real pain for a while lol

  
  

  #47455
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  "nice one bono" fckn gootch taster.

  
  

  #47457
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Hey I hear your plants are ready to smoke

  
  

  #47464
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  for you little man , put that $50in my hand...

  
  

  #47469
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  #notickforflesh

  
  

  #47471
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  50 an ounce? Hell yeah

  
  

  #47472
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  nothing here is for sale...to you..

  
  

  #47473
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Cause it's free for me nigga

  
  

  #47474
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  as your fart sweat is free also, enjoy !!

  
  

  #47475
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Are you...plantshit?

  
  

  #47476
  

  Vet

  Barret

  If you are not, you are plantshit crazy.

  
  

  #47477
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  one day , i will fuck that mouth of yours barrell,

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  *barrel

  
  

  #47479
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  you are the barrell, to my breath of maggott..

  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  Jesus saves, no need to prey, you think you'll see the pearly gates when death takes you away...

  
  

  #23892
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Instead of the pearly gates you see the head of Andy Warhol on a stick

  
  

  #47440
  

  Vet

  Barret

  lol dat avy

  
  

  #47450
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  your heaven is your heaven flesh..

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Wish he was fat. THAT would have been funny.

  
  

  #23909
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Repost

  https://muchozucko.com/3251/Jesus-take-the-handlebars-

  
  

  #23911
  

  Vet

  Barret

  user:Barret blows at dragon's pistol

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  I knew it looked familiar.

  
  

  #47524
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Way to poop on the party MD haha

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Fred G...

  Flash G...

  
  

  #23912
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Flash's G is for Gay

  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Fred's G is for goochtickler

  
  

  #47636
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  REpost https://muchozucko.com/3251/Jesus-take-the-handlebars-

  
  

  #23934
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Repost of the repost call

  
  

  #47582