Chink cunt's free lunch
Chink cunt finds something to eat while doing a spot of gardening
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Bono
Lining up some work so I'll be in front of a computer more often. So maybe some shiney buttons for you.
Barret
I'm happy to have a pin button at last, though its tempting to use it on my own content.Me and MD should swear a pact never to use pin on eachothers posts.
Only the big boss should have that right.
Bono
Honestly I don't mind what's pinned as long as it's good content. Sometimes it's a hot new post, sometimes it's an old one that everybody forgot to vote on. I might do holiday pins as well.
Barret
Oh ya, now that you are here, do we get permission to temp ban giggles when he's being a faggot? I had the idea that we should repeatedly ban him when we want to, so that you have to unban him when you notice. Like...some sort of game.
Bono
And then 13 years from now when I abandon the site, you can possumquit and pin your goodbye post for 3 months
Bono
He rage-quitted when I auto-removed 2 of his comments in a particularly pissy day. I don't think he'd recover from a temp ban. I like to have him around as a sort of lightning rod for our negativity.
Barret
Awww. Maybe we need to get some more victims in here.I have heart rumors that ComeTOAST is black....
Bono
I would suggest that they get married, but I don't know if it's mechanically possible for them to have kids
Barret
Also, i got a new pet. Morten would totally kick your old lame mantis' ass.https://i.imgur.com/8DTxXI6.jpg
Barret
I must have missed that thread, thinking about it is enough to make me laugh though.
Bono
FYI I forgot the password. Somehow managed to unlock it briefly in 2016 to collect like $90 in Youtube ad money
Bono
Euripedes fighting Morten reminds me of that line from Halo 2... or is it Halo 3? With the prophet and the Gravemind."You will be nothing. You will be food."
Fucking faggot ass Morten
Barret
You should see him eat his salad, you wouldn't be saying that if you did. The stuff of nightmares.
Bono
I'm going to go find a mantis right now and feed it some ground beef, and I hope negative energy reaches you all the way in Norway-istan.
Barret
Hehehe.I think he's going to die soon anyway, becoming less active. Maybe I should take him for a walk.
What was it that happened to Artemist or whatever again? Did you step on him by accident? I rememeber it was something.
Bono
Euripedes was dying of natural causes. (They only live a year if that) Eventually got bloated and eyes went dark. Rather than let her die over days or weeks I smushed her.
Barret
I'm number one obviously, MD doesn't even count as a fatty, because he's that alpha.
Barret
Hm... what should I be watching while eating breakfast? Nightwing VS. Daredevil Deathbattle? Or Brutal Big Bock Anal For Tiny Ass Teen....
Rooster65
I just got done reading this thread. It was gripping. I was enthralled. Every post had me on the edge of my seat. Non stop gayness.
Barret
Meh, tried a machine like that once, couldn't get my dick inside, then after a ton of work and lube, i got it in, and the machinery couldn't run because it was too tight. Expensive bullshit.