Kroger to start driverless home delivery of giant toast

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UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
It makes sense to those of us with a sense of humor. You want facts....go to the boring back story.
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
THJ.....this one's for you. The man wants "anything in a bottle". Can you help the man out?
Bono
So I know THJ is allegedly the Piss Jug King... but I use those 1-gallon Arrowhead jugs (I guess he does too) but in mass. The most jugs I ever had in my room was about 30. Most of them filled a good amount. I dumped them all in my back yard one day. I probably dumped 20 gallons of piss.
It was during a tough period of my life, and if THJ is doing it continuously it is almost certainly indicative of mental illness or depression. Which I think he said himself. So... stop pissing in jugs, kids. Or if you do, dump them next day.

Delivery truck made from a large toaster. Back story: https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/self-driving-car-could-deliver-groceries-your-doorstep-ncna890731