Gansta Honky

Unintended Discharge

Points: 25

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Jun 25, 2018

Funny

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  but mooom, all the niggers are doing it

  
  

  #18674
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what an amatuer

  
  

  #18675
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  His uncle is going to pistol whip him while he's fucking his ass

  
  

  #18678
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  His uncle Galandmilker

  
  

  #35494
  

  Vet

  glandmilker

  "uncle"

  
  

  #35495
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Spunkle.

  
  

  #35496
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  uncle spunkle got him in the junkle

  
  

  #35498
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  If she would have whooped his ass for smoking weed & listening to rap "music" when he was younger probably wouldn't be playing with guns.

  
  

  #18683
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  The old site was better.

  Fact.

  
  

  #18687
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you are a cumguzzler.

  fact.

  
  

  #35499
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  fuck this site and its inability to line-space

  
  

  #35500
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it never fucking works for /me

  
  

  #35501
  

  Vet

  Bono

  its

  really

  easy

  
  

  #35502
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  no its not.

  go fuck yourself.

  onesie wearing faggot

  
  

  #35503
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  fuck this bollocks

  
  

  #35504
  

  Vet

  Bono

  its

  so

  easy

  i

  can

  even

  chew

  bubblegum

  while

  i

  do

  it

  
  

  #35509
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Giggles prefers bubble cum

  
  

  #35510
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  who is this oster faggot?

  
  

  #35512
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  pops on once in awhile to be a cunt in a very uncreative way... meanwhile i'm a cunt every day in every way and get half the reaction.

  
  

  #35513
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  don't pidgeonhole me into MD pwnage, i am an all purpose winner.

  
  

  #35514
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  oster is a nobody.

  
  

  #35515
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  You talk like you enjoy getting punched in the face though, bumfred

  
  

  #35516
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  There's nothing sophisticated about it.

  
  

  #35517
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  bamford is your friend

  
  

  #35518
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  i really am fond of MD

  
  

  #35519
  

  Vet

  Barret

  His new avy is sexy. The sexier blues bros.

  
  

  #35531
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  You fucks are self destructing like SC. *pops some of my homegrown popcorn and waits, but still plays this time

  
  

  #35534
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  if what i hear is true, this thread alone has more actual conversation than that shitheap site has had in the month of June.

  
  

  #35536
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  besides i was paying MD compliments.

  
  

  #35537
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  besides i was paying MD compliments.

  
  

  #35538
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  and not double posting.

  
  

  #35539
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Yes, but you fags are arguing

  
  

  #35540
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  are not

  
  

  #35541
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  r2

  
  

  #35543
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  I understand what happened here... but that bitch was seriously overreacting. No one better ever come at me with that tone/volume of voice, no matter what they're saying. I hated her instantly.

  
  

  #18688
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Ok Bono. Which one of the new noobs is FatmoFaggot?

  
  

  #38125
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I stopped checking for alts awhile ago. I occasionally do a sweep... Tiger. But nothing in the last few weeks.

  
  

  #38126
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I get it, new noobs are so inconsequential anyway.

  
  

  #38127
  

  Vet

  Bono

  But now that you've reminded me, BooBoo is a Whunu alt.

  
  

  #38128
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I'm not even gonna ban this one. He can use MZ as long as he does it with his name, his face, and while spreading the knowledge that he runs every Glory Hole in Minny.

  
  

  #38129
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Man, I haven't been checking my mail, I got more whunu spam since July 23rd begging to be let back.

  
  

  #38130
  

  Vet

  Bono

  July 24

  "Oh sorry I meant to send all those emails to the other site"

  July 25

  *signs up again*

  
  

  #38131
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Is he Charisma?

  
  

  #38133
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Charisma seems to be a generic faggot, maybe even a Texan... shudder

  
  

  #38134
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Honestly, Whunu probably has others that slipped in after I quit checking every new sign up. I'll just make a note to scan every username I don't recognize.

  
  

  #38135
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  That drunk whining faggot is back... ni ni

  
  

  #38136
  

  Vet

  Bono

  *to all who deserve it

  
  

  #38138
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Like is bio by the way. Lol

  
  

  #38139
  

  Vet

  Barret

  At least his one comment was decent.

  
  

  #38140
  

  Vet

  Barret

  The guy is just lonely...

  
  

  #38141
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Well if he signs up under his real name, I might let him stay. Go on Woonoo. Let's see it.

  
  

  #38142
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  At least Giggsy will be pleased he’s back,

  
  

  #38143
  

  Vet

  Bono

  It's been so long, I don't remember a Giggles that wasn't in a bitchy mood

  
  

  #38144
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Poonoo completes him.

  
  

  #38146
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Tiger alted?

  user:CartersBird emits a gasp from his bunghole.

  
  

  #38147
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Me ? Nope

  
  

  #38148
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Tiger confirmed for britfag.

  
  

  #38149
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Hey Tiger... what's your favorite utensil?

  
  

  #38150
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  interesting, what is this alt ?

  
  

  #38151
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  inb4 chopsticks

  
  

  #38152
  

  Vet

  Bono

  https://muchozucko.com/user/Spoon

  The registration email was 2 characters off from your own, and the IP address places it relatively close to London.

  
  

  #38153
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I see.

  
  

  #38154
  

  Vet

  Bono

  It's not high treason or anything, I just don't like keeping track of alts. Too much potential for trolololo

  
  

  #38155
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Way to spoil it Bono.

  
  

  #38156
  

  Vet

  Bono

  user:Bono shrugs and sucks his own dick

  
  

  #38157
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  I was kind of hoping it was an account with significant history.

  
  

  #38158
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Interesting! Not me though.

  
  

  #38159
  

  Vet

  Bono

  That poor spoon.

  
  

  #38160
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I guess it was... a popular Bowie album

  
  

  #38161
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Meh. Fuck spoon

  
  

  #38162
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Finally the proof I have been waiting for, I had to go undercover as a mod here for a year before the truth revealed itself. Bono built this place to gather our emails for spam purposes. Selling them to the highest bidder for a fortune, probably straight to Zuckerberg himself, all....20 of them.

  The M.S.P. Mucho Special Forces were on to you all along Bono. Your crimes towards the muchomanity are not so....HIP any more...

  
  

  #38163
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Too late fucker, I've already made $1.29!!! I'll spend the rest of my days in a white collar prison, sipping martinis and laughing about the con I pulled!!

  
  

  #38164
  

  Vet

  Barret

  The Pablo Escobar of shock sites. If only you hadn't run your mouth, who knows if we could ever have stopped you.

  
  

  #38165
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  I mean... I used 10 minute mail to sign up. I'm sure lots of you did.

  
  

  #38166
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Why not get in chat bonerbro?

  
  

  #38169
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Fuck you Bono and fuck this thread for being less entertaining than it could have been

  
  

  #38176
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Go play with Charisma

  
  

  #38178
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Thought we were being reasonably funny...

  
  

  #38179
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Not enough Giggle butts for him

  
  

  #38181
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Seriously though, not my account. I don’t alt.

  
  

  #38193
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Just so you know, this is the only account I use on here.

  
  

  #42581
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  just so you know , you should shut up

  
  

  #42584
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  wtf is a gansta anyway ?

  
  

  #18689
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  yo mama's pussy is gangster

  
  

  #35535
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *ganster

  
  

  #35553
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  *gangbanged

  
  

  #38145
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Theallmightytoaster

  First

  That's a thing right

  
  

  #26777
  

  Noob

  Theallmightytoaster

  Fucking lagging bullshit phone

  
  

  #54340
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  get proper internet then , you failtard

  
  

  #54341
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  also you will find that saying 'first' on this site does not conform to bono and barrets retarded ideals

  
  

  #54342
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  yeah, it's their ideals that are retarded...

  not you or your firsting...

  
  

  #54343
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  saying 'first' a valid comment. it doesn't lie or deceive anyone

  
  

  #54344
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  it's redundant...

  like your penis

  
  

  #54345
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  lol

  
  

  #54346
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  at least my penis doesn't get me banned so it certainly isn't retarded

  
  

  #54347
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  you mean it wasn't your penis? maybe it's your brain then.

  
  

  #54348
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  certainly wasnt his butt

  
  

  #54350