Freaky Friday

double dick mutant

Points: 13

by glandmilker

Submitted on Jun 22, 2018

WTF

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  makodragon

  The face on that fucking thing. It's like a supersaiyan megapaki face.

  
  

  #18563
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  My mom's kind of hot I wouldn't mind giving her a normal baby

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  The mom dammit!

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Is that a cultural thing?

  
  

  #35279
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I think I'll run for president now

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i can verify that fred didnt mean to say that.. his mom is ugly as fuck

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  You just mad because she complained about your tiny dick

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i wasnt the problem. the old girl didnt have any tread left on the tires if you nadamean

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Dad was an animal

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  So was the Milkman

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  And the mailman

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  And the Fuller Brush guy

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  did you know that German Shepherds can have chodes?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I thought that was your milkstache?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I see autofellatio in this Baby's future

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Quade, start the reactor Quade.....

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  Bhopal throwback

  
  

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  Barret

  I figured that if Indians had babies, the babies would be fine non-Indian babies. Because 2 fucked up people having babies would cancel eachother out or something....

  I learned that there is an Indian dance club/bar or something near here, have no idea if its gonna be rowdy stripping, tasteful dance or what....should I go there? I might die.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  They may make this little fucker their next god.

  
  

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  Barret

  I don't think they will like me that much, but thanks.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  It's a human pinwheel

  
  

  #18594