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Ruh Roh

3 time is the charm

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Jun 11, 2018WTF

Points: 12

Tags:Mortar fire misfire fucked

22 Comments

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Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
its like when i'm fapping to some porno, and right as i'm about to jizz it cuts to a weird angle featuring the guy's butthole or face
Like1STFU0#180968 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
^and still cums
Like3STFU0#1338708 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
well obviously except its ruined.
Like0STFU0#1338718 years ago
Admin
Bono
Giggles you are a human Error Code: M7111-1331-2206
Like1STFU0#1338738 years ago
Admin
Bono
bitch
Like0STFU0#1339778 years ago
Zucker
T0llb00thwillie
My third load kinda just leaks out too
Like2STFU0#180988 years ago
Zucker
bamford
then keep your mouth closed tighter.
Like3STFU0#1338758 years ago
Zucker
T0llb00thwillie
Thanks for the advice Bamfagg but I'm not gay
Like0STFU0#1338768 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
i am sorry Bill, he got you
Like3STFU1#1338778 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
WHAMMY
Like1STFU0#1338788 years ago
Zucker
T0llb00thwillie
Don't be sorry, keep being retarded
Like1STFU0#1338808 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
ok...
I am retarded Bill, but he got you
Like1STFU0#1338858 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
So now self sucking is gay?
Like0STFU0#1338868 years ago
Zucker
bamford
ask bono, he claims to be able.
Like1STFU2#1338888 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
He named it "Flea"
Like0STFU1#1338908 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
Oops wrong band
Like0STFU0#1338918 years ago
Admin
Bono
How about I serve you my Limp Biscuit?
Like1STFU0#1339788 years ago
Admin
Bono
And it's called autofellatio btw
Like0STFU0#1339798 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
My wife used to give me autofellatio whenever we drove somewhere years ago, now I'm lucky to get a hand job at home
Like0STFU0#1339958 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
Maybe if it was easier to find your dick.
Like1STFU0#1339968 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
why, you want a treasure map? faggot.
Like2STFU0#1339978 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Within the forest you will find a mushroom. Dont fall victim to the desires. You must haste south and find the ring.
Like0STFU0#1698587 years ago