Hot Monkey Love

I still don't believe that a monkey can rape a man unless the man wants it

Points: 6

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Jun 5, 2018

WTF

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  Barret

  Hot

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Are you sure it happened there? Seems like Chicago to me. Or Detroit. Niggers

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Never mind

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Mr. Barret? How ate you sir?

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  a lot

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Mr. THJ. Good evening

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  hello Mr. Pooster

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I ate fine in case you were wondering

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Shrimp tacos for taco Tuesday...I am a wetback you know, but gluten-free tacos do I can stay sexy.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  are they actually battered? or do you just steal any meat you can from the grocery store and stuff it in a tortilla

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I'm to chicken to steal shrimp

  
  

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  Barret

  Only commented to steal roosters first.

  
  

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  Barret

  Shrimp Taco's are great!

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  a homeless shelter then

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Freddy G you are fine as wine. Lets go sip a 40 Oz out back.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Yeah ya can bring ya giggle. He is a good doggy.

  
  

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  Bono

  Plantshit 2018 ^

  
  

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  CartersBird

  ?

  
  

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  bamford

  fake and gay.

  
  

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  Bono

  Ironic

  
  

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  bamford

  only the gay part.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  The poo poo

  
  

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  makodragon

  BrownVote

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  It's like you never left

  
  

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  makodragon

  Yeah, I'm back with my downvotes people

  get ready for some butthurt

  
  

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  makodragon

  I'm playing a game of drink as much beer as possible before the munchies kicks in from the spliff I had earlier and becomes unbearable

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  user:truckerhatjones grabs popcorn and dials in bamford from australia ... europe? Canada

  
  

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  makodragon

  I see the cunt remains as secretive as ever.

  Oh boy is he fun :/

  
  

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  makodragon

  Beer #4 gets cracked open

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  well his english is impeccable so we can rule out Oklahoma

  
  

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  makodragon

  well I like Oklahoma for the reason being that Tommy Morrison is from there. I like the accent too.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I like Oklahoma because everybody born there eventually dies

  
  

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  Bono

  MD in case you didn't know, the states of Oklahoma and Texas have a friendly little civil war going on, mostly over college football.

  
  

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  makodragon

  haha no, I never knew that. Interesting little factoid

  
  

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  makodragon

  So THJ is Texan then? Like JRob.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you mean Texas and some deviant pig farmers in northern Texas

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Oklahoma's main crop is tornadoes

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  birds fly over oklahoma upside down cause there's nothing worth shitting on

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  whay does a Sooner call a Longhorn the year after graduation?

  "Boss"

  
  

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  bamford

  i have only seen one MD vote since he came back and so far his record is perfect since he agrees with me

  
  

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  bamford

  i'm glad i was able to teach you, makodraggot.

  
  

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  makodragon

  shut up you blowhard

  
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono holds breath

  
  

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  bamford

  you can both calm down, i promise not to scare you off again if you promise to not be a retarded idiot.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I don't even know what we argue about anymore. I just think you're a stupid, boring cunt, and it's gonna stay that way. When I've had enough of the bullshit here including you, I'll leave again. You can only amuse me for so long you see.

  
  

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  bamford

  get butthurt and pretend you're bored. classic

  
  

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  bamford

  i am honestly impressed that you could hate me more than you like anyone else cumulatively.

  
  

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  bamford

  i might snap a picture of my butthole for you

  
  

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  bamford

  i found our very first interaction:

  https://muchozucko.com/2461/Say-Hello-To-My-Little-Friend#17106

  
  

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  bamford

  the day the ass tore.

  
  

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  bamford

  as we can see, i was right. normal bickering turned into FAGGOT I WILL BAN YOU HURHUR then nothing... sad.

  
  

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  bamford

  anyhow kiss my ass.

  
  

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  makodragon

  lol is this you reliving some kind of glory day for you? That's cool, your fragile ego must need the boost.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  About that butthole pic...

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  If bestiality was legal, they could use the rape apes as prostitutes.

  
  

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