I heard you guys talking about Slither

And I'll have you know it's the exact type of thing I most enjoy masturbating to

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on May 28, 2018Freak Porn
Points: 14
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Tags:slitheralien impregnationMichael Rooker

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I*m with you bro.

    Also first (fu rooster)

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    +1 for Fuck You Rooster you fucking First Fag

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    I wasn't first this time, you slow FAGGOT. Maybe next time when your not busy changing your Depends, you can be first. LoL.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm more and more convinced that Rooster lives in some kind of mental patient home (i should know) and that he has multiple personalities. I knew a guy like that and he used to talk in the same way.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    -1 on the mental home theory... we've already seen one half of one of his wife's blurry tits

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    And we've seen your Superman uderoos. Sad that they still fit. PMSL.

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    #132507
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's his caretaker's tits.

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    #132508
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Note how sometimes he accidentally refers to himself as we. Just keep an eye out for it.

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    #132509
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "we love the barret. sometimes"

    Sometimes he doesn't use capital letters anymore. One of his alts takes over...

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Yes I've been in a mental award a time or two. Just to visit family.

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    #132511
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    My capitalization is also pretty inconsistent... and I am a very stable genius

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    O.K. I'm intrigued. I like Gore, & whores.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    all of it ? just seems like random mutterings

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I think rooster has some extra pressure on his brain at the moment

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Maybe. I did wake up early this morning. Major migraine. I named it Barrett.

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    #132521
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    A fine name for a migraine. One day id like to meet this Barrett.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    She's a weird kind of ugly-hot that gets me extra stiff.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You wanna get in on it?

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