Mesmerizing moves

Ass fuck with extreme motion

Points: 10

by UUoody

Submitted on Apr 21, 2018

Normal Porn

Tags: ass fuck motion jiggle ass waves
23 comments

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  Rooster65

  Jiggly Puff.. Gotta catch em all .. Giggles gets the dick. I get the dirty chick.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  would be better with a bobblehead glued to a cheek

  
  

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  makodragon

  This is fucking sexy.

  Where's my bitch when I need her? Women are shit.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Must... not... wank.

  Must stay strong and save my sex energy for my whore.

  
  

  #29321
  

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  makodragon

  I stopped taking my meds because they were giving me whisky dick. Now I feel like shit, but am power-horny.

  
  

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  Barret

  So right about 8 1/2 months until the kid pops out right?

  Seriously though, take care mate.

  
  

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  makodragon

  It's all good, I used my wood carving knife to scrape off all the hardened resin from my weed grinder. Got 3 spliffs out of it. Now I feel much better 8)

  
  

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  Barret

  Haha ffs

  
  

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  Barret

  3. Number 3.

  Todays number is number 3.

  In the last week i managed to get myself in 3 fights. 2 verbal and one physical, with 3 arab looking chads. Didn't even know they had chads.

  Results: One free watergun. Cut on my upper lip, pain in my right ear, a limp due to sprained knee, a cold, banged the hottest go go girl yet, probably some STDs from licking her out, and got myself banned from the local restaurant.

  I'm ok though, was well worth it.

  #funfun

  
  

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  Barret

  You might like this game Basement.

  https://1337x.to/torrent/2550150/Basement-v0-6-4/

  Its small, easy to understand, you cook drugs in your basement and sell it. Now you can make weed a career!

  
  

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  Barret

  Can you get pain in your ear canals from having a cold? I noticed a lot of people get ear infections after songkran due to the dirty water people splash in there.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Might give that a go once I get bored of Score! Match. It's a footie game, but well addictive. Like, your players level up and shit.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Occam's razor suggests that the latter is the the likely cause of your ear pain.

  
  

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  Barret

  Occam's razor, what is that? Some kind of cam site for cutters?

  
  

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  Barret

  Also, fuuuck.

  
  

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  Barret

  I can probably buy some eardrops for that at the apothecary I hope.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Lol. Apothecary? I can't work out if you are using medieval RPG terms or if it's your scandiness.

  
  

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  Barret

  Fine. Apoteket.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Here in the imperial world, we say chemist's. Pharmacy is the new Americanized way of referring to it.

  
  

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  Barret

  Pharmacy was third on my list, drug store 4. Chemist's sounds like something someone working there would call it to sound more important.

  "Yeah I'm a chemist".

  "What do you do?".

  "Sell over the counter drugs".

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  "Ockham's Razor is the principle of parsimony or simplicity according to which the simpler theory is more likely to be true."

  
  

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  makodragon

  And I've been spelling it Occam all this time. That's what happens when you learn shit through podcasts.

  
  

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  makodragon

  ...But a chemist's sells prescription drugs. 8/

  
  

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