Kiss The Cook

Have some mustard, bamford.

Points: 22

by megaFAGGOT

Submitted on Mar 29, 2018

WTF

Tags: gimp suit grilling hot dogs mustard apron
15 comments

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  FredGspotSanford

  Still prettier than Sarah Jessica Parker

  
  

  #14838
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  She speaks highly of you. Just sayin'.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  why has Fred gotta be putting SJP down

  
  

  #27651
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Jealous of her ethereal beauty, to be honest.

  https://i.imgur.com/DOAlvcC.jpg

  
  

  #27652
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/91LRPk8x14s

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Is that Grey Poop-on mustard?

  
  

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  Bono

  Someday someone will stop you from this evil

  
  

  #27647
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Most likely it will be my wife shooting me as I sleep.

  
  

  #27648
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Damn....after some thought, I should have written "Gay Poop-on mustard" I guess life just has its missed opportunities.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  life isn't fair

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  "Kiss the cook" anybody have a guess how us dyslexics would read that?

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Kiss the cock?

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Ding, Ding,Ding.....we have a wiener!

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  thats not lysdexia, thats gay

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

  
  

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