scrotumectomy

huge ballsack removed

Points: 14

by fatbastard

Submitted on Mar 28, 2018

Gross

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  daily bollocks

  
  

  #14805
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  "I see the head of the penis right there."

  "Nice."

  
  

  #14806
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  That's your reflection..Fapper!

  
  

  #27593
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  ...

  
  

  #27687
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  Holy fuck, they're toasting his distended nuts.

  
  

  #14807
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  Best post ever.

  
  

  #14808
  
  
  

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  Barret

  How i imagine fatbastards entire body looks like.

  
  

  #14809
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  better run him off next

  
  

  #27530
  

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  Barret

  That fatty is ok....

  
  

  #27531
  

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  makodragon

  Lol, megaFAGGOT feels threatened because you are going after the fatties. He knows he's next.

  
  

  #27532
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  he already tried me. I look like Fatmofat's hetero brother.

  
  

  #27533
  

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  makodragon

  I'm just kidding Mr FAGGOT. I'm know I'm a fatty too.

  Us fatbros. have gotta stick together.

  Right, Barret?

  
  

  #27534
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It's not just the fats... there's a certain look

  
  

  #27535
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  There is a bit of overlap between Barret and Fatmo, and I am in that family as well

  
  

  #27536
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I maintain Barret tries to run off the fatties as a form of self-loathing

  
  

  #27537
  

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  Barret

  Number of funny comments

  MD - 2/2

  MF - 2/5

  Dragon. Wins.

  
  

  #27548
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Number of correct comments

  MF 5/5

  
  

  #27550
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  https://muchozucko.com/2979/Welcome-to-Jurassic-Zucko

  
  

  #27582
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Prophetic

  
  

  #27585
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Some things are easy to diagnose.

  This guys bollocks.

  Bamford's retardation.

  
  

  #14812
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  MD's butt-anger

  
  

  #27538
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I bet bamford is Australian, that's why he has so many ways to call you out for being a cunt

  
  

  #27539
  

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  makodragon

  What are you on about you silly fucking prat?

  
  

  #27540
  

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  makodragon

  When faggots can't keep their nose outta other people's shit...

  
  

  #27541
  

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  makodragon

  See, I get pissed off when I try to be nice to someone and then they talk shit to me for no reason, fatwad.

  
  

  #27542
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It's no secret bamford makes you mad?

  
  

  #27543
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  you get rattled, my instincts kick in... I have to talk shit

  
  

  #27544
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Like a cougar when it sees a baby bird fallen from its nest... or Barret when he sees a fat guy with shaggy brown hair.

  
  

  #27545
  

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  makodragon

  I scoffed at your comparing yourself to a cougar, but comparing me to a baby bird is just advanced stupid.

  
  

  #27546
  

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  makodragon

  At worst I am like an injured tribal warrior. Fatigued and weary from battle.

  
  

  #27547
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  weary from battle meaning, a week off from a drunken mucho meltdown..... caused by bamford

  
  

  #27549
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I like you MD and I'm mostly just pulling your dick

  but still.

  
  

  #27551
  

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  Barret

  Number of funny comments

  MD - 2/6

  MF - 3/5

  MF wins round 2, by a butt-mad-hair's breadth, will he be able to keep this up for the final match?

  
  

  #27552
  

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  makodragon

  If you value quantity over quality, aye, The Barret.

  
  

  #27553
  

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  Barret

  Or will MD rely on his drug and alcohol induced endurance to tire him out and be the victor? Tune in to the next episode of Dragon Fat Mo Fat to find out!

  
  

  #27554
  

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  makodragon

  MD wins by logical argument.png

  
  

  #27555
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  your problem is people poke at you not really caring how you respond, but then you come back with... righteous fury... trying to prove yourself with logic, to an audience that only wants to see you squirm

  
  

  #27556
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  you are the real life equivalent of the "what did you just say about me, you little bitch" copypasta

  
  

  #27557
  

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  makodragon

  you think in black and white. I really just go about my business not really caring what's said on here lol. I just happen to think Bamford is a bitchy cunt, so why not use him to fuel my comments. It's material.

  
  

  #27559
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  "I don't really care what goes on here"

  "I insult the guy who ran me off at every possibility"

  
  

  #27564
  

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  makodragon

  you're not even making sense anymore

  I really don't give a shit about your observations of me. I mean, what's the fucking problem?

  
  

  #27566
  

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  makodragon

  just sounds like you just want something to whine about

  
  

  #27567
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I'm honestly surprised you didn't call my comment gay for referencing your butt

  MD wins this round

  
  

  #27568
  

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  Barret

  You're both gay.

  
  

  #27569
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  if my dick was a little bigger, you might want to fuck my ass for money.

  
  

  #27572
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  that's how straight you are

  
  

  #27573
  

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  Barret

  Never heard that one before.

  Faggot.

  
  

  #27586
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Ok round 3 goes in this thread.

  GO!!!

  Attempts to influence the judge will automatically be ignored and followed up with a 1 point penalty.

  
  

  #14813
  

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  Barret

  https://i.imgur.com/1cxc3TQ.jpg

  
  

  #27558
  

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  makodragon

  That's pretty gay.

  
  

  #27560
  

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  makodragon

  I wanna like it, but I also don't wanna touch it.

  
  

  #27561
  

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  Barret

  -1 md

  
  

  #27562
  

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  makodragon

  Fuck your rules! MD does as he pleases!

  
  

  #27563
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  bamford does what he pleases... to your butthole

  
  

  #27565
  

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  makodragon

  that's definitely more gay fantasy than funny bro

  
  

  #27570
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  take it back, MD being homophobic instead of embracing weirdness...

  this round goes to the MegaFaggot.

  
  

  #27571
  

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  makodragon

  Dude, you win. I can see it means a lot to you.

  I'm proud of you for being a winner, son.

  
  

  #27574
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  assist goes to bamford

  
  

  #27575
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  it wouldn't be possible for me to ream MD's ass so completely if you didn't loosen it up, bumford. props to you!

  
  

  #27576
  

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  makodragon

  Dude, you called yourself megaFAGGOT. You're literally too insensitive to insult. Kinda like a circumcized penis.

  
  

  #27577
  

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  makodragon

  In fact, I don't even bother with you. You kinda just had an imaginary fight, where you somehow lost a round.

  
  

  #27578
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  and the patented section of an MD comment war where he pretends to be detached from the situation.

  I must tread carefully now, for if I press further, we enter meltdown territory

  
  

  #27580
  

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  makodragon

  haha

  
  

  #27584