Dont talk to or touch my dog , BIIISH !!!

I thought he was pretty straightfoward and considerate

Points: 12

by comaTOASTpsycho

Submitted on Mar 21, 2018

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I just have a service penis. I let people say hello and pet it. On airplanes I have to buy him a seat where he gets strapped in next to me.

  
  

  #14460
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I would have went with, "Suck my cock", but that's why I get the sheriff called on me!

  
  

  #14463
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Asshole

  
  

  #14472
  
  
  

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  Barret

  and there goes another one in my sub folder.

  
  

  #14490
  
  
  

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  Gingernuts2712

  This bloke is a cunt. Cunts like him make people stop giving money for charities that supply service dogs. Fuck him. Cunt.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I thought bloke meant man and cunt meant woman

  
  

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