Demented Uuoody finds out how old he really is

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Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Feb 8, 2018Cute
Points: 19
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Tags:uuoodysquidleyold man98holy fuck

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Way to combo-break my Truckerhatjones marathon!

    Like2STFU0#11412
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    we can take turns riding his ass later

    Like1STFU0#122093
  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I think most people could only dream about being in that good shape at 70. Damn...

    Like0STFU0#11414
  • Mucho User UUoodyRepFag

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    I went to the dentist today. They wanted to fix up some old fillings and chipped places. I told them that I needed to get only about another ten years out them. No point in fixing rusty rocker panels just before the engine expires.

    Like2STFU0#11417
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Uuoody is gonna lose his position as resident old dart when squidley joins the site

    Like0STFU1#11427
    Mucho User UUoodyRepFag

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Getting old is easy....any damn fool can do it......just sit around and you gain oldness. The hard part to getting old is keeping the young attitude from evaporating. My hero is a guy that I ice boat with in the winter. He is 97 years old and sets up his own boat and bombs around at speeds near 60 MPH. https://i.imgur.com/IvvGEGm.jpg

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    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Giggles has a point. The best way I can put it is...

    Uuoody has been alive about 5 years more than Squidley.

    But Squidley is waaay older.

    Like0STFU0#122126
  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    That is my Dad. 20 yrs Marine Corps. Korea, Vietnam, veteran. Awesome Dad.

    Like0STFU0#11429
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    is this way it smells like Vicks and cold urine soaked diapers here

    Like0STFU0#11449