Demented Uuoody finds out how old he really is
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
I went to the dentist today. They wanted to fix up some old fillings and chipped places. I told them that I needed to get only about another ten years out them. No point in fixing rusty rocker panels just before the engine expires.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Getting old is easy....any damn fool can do it......just sit around and you gain oldness. The hard part to getting old is keeping the young attitude from evaporating. My hero is a guy that I ice boat with in the winter. He is 97 years old and sets up his own boat and bombs around at speeds near 60 MPH. https://i.imgur.com/IvvGEGm.jpg
Bono
Giggles has a point. The best way I can put it is...Uuoody has been alive about 5 years more than Squidley.
But Squidley is waaay older.