Fred's ready for the Superbowl

power tools and dildos

Points: 18

by Cigarmann

Submitted on Feb 1, 2018

WTF

Tags: collection dildos power tool vibrators
31 comments

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  FredGspotSanford

  Don't forget the Cohibas this year. Those Tiparillos don't do the job

  
  

  #10856
  

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  Bono

  Wow, you have to enter your age just to see the website

  I feel like a 9 year old on a porno bender

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Just like any beer site

  
  

  #21151
  

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  Bono

  I honestly don't know if that's true.

  I like beer. Never felt tempted to visit a beer's website though.

  
  

  #21152
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I like Clydesdales

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  its true

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  in 2018,kids the age of 13-14-15 and younger, have yet to figure out how to input a birth date,that would signify that they were older than the requisite,21 years

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  yeah? well I'm making guacamole, beat that

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  which orifice you using it in and what will the jizz content be off this cockamole youre whipping up...faggles awaits your answer

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  *of

  
  

  #21199
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Giggles hasnt been around.... pretty sure you killed him

  
  

  #21201
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  he's shittin up the other Mucho

  
  

  #21213
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  just means you didn't finish the job

  
  

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  Barret

  What the hell is that black thing with the plastic wrap and pump on?

  Just...asking for a friend.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I thought you and Giggles broke up?

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  that was woonoo.

  
  

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  Barret

  BRONCOS....BOYAAAAH.

  
  

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  Bono

  am I skinny enough now that beer affects me before I drink 12 of them?

  I swear I just read on "Recent Comments" somewhere... a comment that said FUCK THE PATRIOTS

  
  

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  Bono

  ...but it was Fred's New Plates

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  Taking it up the ass, eh? Patriots fan, got it.

  
  

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  Barret

  "5 foot of water shit".

  Is someone searching for my blog?

  
  

  #10871
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  that is not on the pervspy.

  
  

  #21167
  

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  Barret

  You know what's not in pervspy? YOUR FACE

  
  

  #21171
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  why would it be? just a boner alt like everyone else.

  
  

  #21172
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  user:megaFAGGOT fuels conspiracy

  
  

  #21173
  

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  Barret

  Your username already gave that identity away.

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  you'll be sorry you didnt go with DeWalt when that Black & Dicker electrocutes your puccie..oh wait

  
  

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  Bono

  ...

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  In my experience, it's only safe to use dildos with balls on them, because otherwise they can slide right up inside ya and that's a story ya don't want tha ER staff to have to find out when ya can't shit the fucker back out.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  But you'd give them a good chuckle, and that would make you a good person.

  
  

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  bamford

  I, for one, welcome seeing Bathmofat in anus surgery

  
  

  #21964