I don't like spiders and snakes

Huge dinner for spider

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Jan 31, 2018Nature is Metal
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Tags:Spidersnakewebaustraliayes he died· 34 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can't tell if that's a huge spider or a tiny tiny snake, or both.

    Either way, Spider vs Snake, now there's a deathbattle i never expected to see!

    Riveting.

    STFU 0Like 1#10796
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Who would win, Spider or Snake?

    Trick question.

    Praying Mantis.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    One of my favoritey-favoritest videos ever...

    Some jackoffs throw a praying mantis into a black widow's web. Spider comes out thinking it has a meal.

    Mantis grabs it with one hand and starts eating it alive in its own web.

    STFU 0Like 0#121034
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its like when a new noob arrives, and you're happy because now you have someone new to rag on, then it turns out its just another punky alt, and you can't ban him because the admins and mods have all abandoned the site, like the faggots they are.

    STFU 0Like 1#121035
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I'm guessing that comment isn't in reference to MZ...?

    STFU 0Like 0#121036
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Unless Barret is admitting he's this Punky fellow.

    STFU 0Like 1#121037
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just poking fun at our old resting place.

    STFU 0Like 0#121040
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Abandoned to the vultures and scabs.

    STFU 0Like 0#121042
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Punky is 30% scab.

    STFU 0Like 0#121043
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Speaking of Punky and alts...

    STFU 0Like 0#121046
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fun Fact : The Dude used to be Punkys avatar.

    ( ?° ?? ?°)

    STFU 0Like 0#121048
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Too late punky, we are on to you now!

    I don't care how much you paid Bono to pretend its not you!

    STFU 0Like 0#121049
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    The most embarrassing thing about me is I just got a jump on dinner... I was taking frozen chicken breast out of the bag. Two strips were stuck together diagonally. Tried to pull them apart. Think I just pulled a muscle.

    STFU 0Like 1#121050
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    That's the highest level of faggotry I am willing to admit to.

    STFU 0Like 0#121051
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, until I know better, I guess I'll always be suspicious. If only there was a way to show us that you're not Punky....

    Can't think of one though.

    STFU 0Like 0#121052
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Chicken Breasts are no joke.

    STFU 0Like 0#121053
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Birds don't have nipples you insensitive prick.

    STFU 0Like 1#121059
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    insensitive prick is a condition caused by over-consumption of alcohol.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    My theory about everyone here except me and MD being Bono gains grounds.

    STFU 0Like 0#121070
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Uuoody is the real uncle hipcrime

    STFU 1Like 0#121071
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    megafaggot is my cousin Ross, the fat cunt

    STFU 0Like 0#121072
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And Fred Sanford... he's a sexual predator I met online

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And this Barret guy

    STFU 0Like 0#121074
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He's a character I made up

    STFU 0Like 0#121075