just trying to git bobs and vagen

I didn't know India had strip clubs but it makes sense that it's outdoors. Otherwise, can you imagine the stink?

Points: 13

by Bono

Submitted on Jan 5, 2018

Funny

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ass is 10Rupees extra

  
  

  #9175
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  wtf is wrong with all you faggots? a top shelf comment like that and not one frigging 'like'

  
  

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  CartersBird

  What is top shelf about it?

  
  

  #17981
  

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  CartersBird

  Or do you mean you were drinking some top shelf stuff to think it was funny?

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im not drinking at the moment and I still think its funny

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  that is because your brand of humo"u"r is shit

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  right I think im gonna have a bath , open a fresh bottle of rum and fuck you all..

  in that order

  
  

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  Bono

  it was my new year's resolution to not drink anymore on weekdays.

  A Friday afternoon counts as weekend time, right?

  
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono whips out dick for drunkchats

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Ah lad, dunt forget to scub the sen wit whippet.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  do you even know what a whippet is...

  
  

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  Bono

  I was under the impression it's the little bit of air that comes out of an aerosol can before the whipped cream, and it gets you high

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Obviously.....

  
  

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  Bono

  Although there is a dog called a whippet and it's cute as fuck

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  and neither are for washing with

  
  

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  Bono

  maybe he was trying to say something else with an accent.

  DIDNAE TEACH YE

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  no Im quite sure I understood what he said. I can translate if you wish

  
  

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  Bono

  Please do, and also provide pics of bathtime

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  also my bath takes an hour to fill

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I already did that

  
  

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  Bono

  An hour? What the fuck

  
  

  #17903
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that hot water tap has broke , so I use the sink

  
  

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  Bono

  ...how does that work

  
  

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  Bono

  the water from the beginning wouldn't even be hot anymore

  
  

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  Bono

  you might as well fill the tub halfway with room temp water from the tap, then dump a couple boiling kettles' worth in from the stove

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I tried that and it doesn't work.

  
  

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  Bono

  that's because you aren't fast enough. you fail.

  
  

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  Bono

  also still wondering how the sink works... does it have an extendable nozzle or something

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Fuck a kettle, use a cauldron.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  And jump into it directly.

  
  

  #17914
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  yeah right

  
  

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  bamford

  why doesnt the boiling water thing work?

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Bath time https://i.imgur.com/khl2JX4.jpg

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Sign that guy up for Zucko

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Yorkshire people clean themselves by dipping a medium sized dog (usually a whippet) in coal dust, and uses this handy washing device to cleans and exfoliate.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  is that a reply fail

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  or are you making a new conversation

  
  

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  Bono

  I made it pretty hard to reply fail, and I have faith in Tiger

  
  

  #17919
  

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  Tigeriger

  Meh, reply fail.

  
  

  #17920
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Faith Unfounded

  
  

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  Bono

  Disappointment is strong

  
  

  #17925
  

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  Tigeriger

  There there....

  
  

  #17935
  

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  Bono

  Like honestly... there's a giant blue reply button right under the comment you're replying to

  
  

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  Bono

  herpa derp, let me scroll all the way up and reply to nothing

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  My bad dude. Was in a rush, shit to do.

  
  

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  Barret

  Heh!

  They are like the funny monkeys of the human animal kingdom.

  
  

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  Barret

  You guys can fill in the rest.

  
  

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  Bono

  Swedefags are the clams?

  
  

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