just trying to git bobs and vagen

I didn't know India had strip clubs but it makes sense that it's outdoors. Otherwise, can you imagine the stink?

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Jan 5, 2018Funny
Points: 13
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Tags:barretbobs n vagenindiansstripperno touch

48 Comments

  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    wtf is wrong with all you faggots? a top shelf comment like that and not one frigging 'like'

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Or do you mean you were drinking some top shelf stuff to think it was funny?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im not drinking at the moment and I still think its funny

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    right I think im gonna have a bath , open a fresh bottle of rum and fuck you all.. in that order

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    #9176
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    it was my new year's resolution to not drink anymore on weekdays.

    A Friday afternoon counts as weekend time, right?

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    #117889
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono whips out dick for drunkchats

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Ah lad, dunt forget to scub the sen wit whippet.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    do you even know what a whippet is...

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    #117892
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was under the impression it's the little bit of air that comes out of an aerosol can before the whipped cream, and it gets you high

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    #117893
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Although there is a dog called a whippet and it's cute as fuck

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    #117895
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    maybe he was trying to say something else with an accent.

    DIDNAE TEACH YE

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    #117897
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    no Im quite sure I understood what he said. I can translate if you wish

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    #117898
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Please do, and also provide pics of bathtime

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    #117899
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    An hour? What the fuck

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that hot water tap has broke , so I use the sink

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    #117904
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ...how does that work

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    #117905
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    the water from the beginning wouldn't even be hot anymore

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    #117906
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    you might as well fill the tub halfway with room temp water from the tap, then dump a couple boiling kettles' worth in from the stove

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    #117909
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    that's because you aren't fast enough. you fail.

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    #117911
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    also still wondering how the sink works... does it have an extendable nozzle or something

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    why doesnt the boiling water thing work?

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Yorkshire people clean themselves by dipping a medium sized dog (usually a whippet) in coal dust, and uses this handy washing device to cleans and exfoliate.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I made it pretty hard to reply fail, and I have faith in Tiger

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    #117919
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Disappointment is strong

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    #117925
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Like honestly... there's a giant blue reply button right under the comment you're replying to

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    #117936
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    herpa derp, let me scroll all the way up and reply to nothing

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Heh!

    They are like the funny monkeys of the human animal kingdom.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You guys can fill in the rest.

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    #9228
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Swedefags are the clams?

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