Classic DCAU: Justice League Christmas Episode

Martian Manhunter, Superman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Hawkgirl and all them powered fucks finding their own reason for the season.


by Bono
Submitted on Dec 24, 2017Awesome
Points: 12


  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Thank you.this is a great Christmas present.

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    #8569
  • Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    this is the show that made jon stewart the default green lantern to me, fuck this hal jordan bullshit

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Agreed, PC lantern best lantern, for once.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    You'll never guess the plot. The well known white hero is fucking miserable and his replacement is a perfect black man who fucks married white women. Hal Jordan gets shot in the head by a fat white woman and is forgiven by the perfect black man.

    You could not make up a more boring, more predictable, more racist show in 2026

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    #182317
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c182317

    I saw it was averaging 19 million viewers and episode which would make it a smash hit. Thought briefly DC is back, thanks James Gunn.

    Then I watched the first episode and Jon Stewart's dad says black people "don't get to throw temper tantrums like white folks do."

    I have not started episode 2.

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    #182320
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    James Gunn apparently said only some parts are Canon to the DCU which is confusing and pussified.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    YEEEEEESS!!!! user:Barret takes credit

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    #8585
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm so happy right now.

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    #8586
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It is

    Nice muchokill faggot

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    #116918
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Nice Double Muchokillstreak.

    Then again, it's Christmas day, so even this marvellous comment will be a muchokill.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    It's just you 3 losers here today then

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    stupid muchoers with their families and shit. time to put on my glowy santa hat and go out and drunkenly wish random people a merry christmas. It really brings out the Christmas spirit in me.

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    #116922
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    My penis wells with pride

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nice thumbnail. Seems relevant somehow.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE OF EVERY NATION!!!

    Except India.

    They can have a burn-in-hell Christmas.

    BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Watching this every year is my most sacred Christmas tradition. May even be the only one.

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    #8590
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I think I know this one. Commenting here to remind myself to watch later.

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    #8668
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He's only a year late

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    welp, saw a cat die in the street. christmas is over, finally can find my old avatar. thanks for the rental barret.

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    #26331