And Now For Some Thai Food

Those fuckers have to ruin everything with that chilli.

Points: 13

by Barret

Submitted on Dec 22, 2017

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  Bono

  Okay, so how can they survive submerged in alcohol for 2 minutes?

  
  

  #8434
  

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  Barret

  They give them tiny worm straws to breathe through.

  
  

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  Bono

  Also, when it comes to creepy crawlies, isn't there usually a method to make them defecate themselves so you don't eat their shit?

  
  

  #8435
  

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  Barret

  meh, waste not want not

  
  

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  Bono

  Or is she just avoiding the anus at the end there?

  
  

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  makodragon

  That's the head bro.

  
  

  #16439
  

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  makodragon

  So, you eat them anus first.

  
  

  #16440
  

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  Bono

  Well MD you've been trying to find another girl that eats ass

  
  

  #16442
  

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  Bono

  Why don't you ask out Pong Mai here

  
  

  #16443
  

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  makodragon

  user:makodragon applauds Bono's wit

  
  

  #16445
  

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  Bono

  that's only the 19th wittiest thing I've said today

  
  

  #16446
  

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  Bono

  The top 18 have been in the test chat...

  
  

  #16447
  

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  makodragon

  I've realized that chat is bad for me. It prevents me from commenting on the main site so much.

  
  

  #16448
  

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  Barret

  Does seem like chat being down helps inspire more commenting.

  But its not exactly a good place for conversation...or is it?

  Find out on the next episode of Makodragonball Z!

  
  

  #16449
  

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  Bono

  I'm really proud of the new chat tbh... Websocket stuff is cool as fuck

  
  

  #16451
  

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  Bono

  It will let me do more in the long run AND should be way less laggy

  
  

  #16452
  

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  makodragon

  Well played, sir.

  Thank you for creating this deviant's playground.

  
  

  #16453
  

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  makodragon

  Is Macheesemo permabanned btw?

  
  

  #16456
  

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  Barret

  So what Bono is saying is that my whining helps make the site good.

  
  

  #16460
  

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  Bono

  MD did you see the thread from MS? There's no way he's ever coming back.

  
  

  #16461
  

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  makodragon

  The dead-babied threads?

  
  

  #16463
  

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  Bono

  Yeah. There's a way to access the actual information... he spent an entire evening pasting super-long personal rants and dox.

  
  

  #16464
  

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  Barret

  How would he see that? There's no way MD would spend time on that godforsaken place, he's too good for that. Betraying us...

  
  

  #16465
  

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  Bono

  Omega level melt down. And you saw the trajectory he was on here.

  
  

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  Barret

  Man I miss all the good shit...

  
  

  #16467
  

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  Barret

  Was there anything related to this place though?

  
  

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  Bono

  MS is kind of a shit show and full of viruses, but if you already are used to it, there's no reason you can't split time between the communities. They peak late at night, we peak in the morning and early afternoon.

  
  

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  Bono

  A sleepless fuck like MD needs to stay stimulated

  
  

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  Bono

  @Barrett it wasn't even recent. I just found out about it. It was like a year ago.

  
  

  #16471
  

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  makodragon

  Your call bro. I just wanted to be informed.

  If you read this Macheesemo, I'm sorry I couldn't save you, but you didn't help me help you.

  
  

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  Bono

  All this time I thought Macheesemo was just an old name I recognized and he wanted to be on MZ. Turns out he was a Whunu-level stalker trying to make a power play.

  
  

  #16473
  

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  Bono

  My fault for not reading up on his accounts

  
  

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  Barret

  Wait, so he got permabanned for a deleted thread from a year ago?

  
  

  #16475
  

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  Bono

  Sounds awful gay when you say it like that...

  But the way everything was shaping up with him, I felt it had to be done. I don't want to invite that kind of bullshit to a place where I become responsible for it.

  
  

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  Bono

  Imagine you think someone might be a serial killer, but they're probably not

  And then you find 7 bodies under their bed.

  
  

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  Bono

  Except the dead bodies are mucho meltdowns

  
  

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  Barret

  That's understandable, you can link me the stuff later all secretively like if you want to share.

  
  

  #16479
  

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  Barret

  Maybe now would be a bad time to admit that I once called LL a cute bitch on my fake Volstagg MS account.

  
  

  #16480
  

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  Bono

  sometimes I wonder why LL got so many stalker types. It's probably because she was the last regular female.

  
  

  #16481
  

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  Bono

  For a long time.

  
  

  #16482
  

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  Barret

  HOW AM I GOING TO START MY SALAMI/PASTRAMI SANDWICH BAR WITH SPRINKLESS NOW!?

  I need that Canadian cash backing.

  
  

  #16485
  

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  Bono

  I know a certain successful Jew who is semi-accessible via Mucho...

  
  

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  Bono

  Happens to live up North.

  
  

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  Barret

  Bitcoin Bar :(

  
  

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  Barret

  Not sure if i am in Have Name or Piss Bar right now...

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  im not reading all that

  
  

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  Barret

  I always preferred southern cooking myself.

  https://i.imgur.com/fILH1oF.gif

  
  

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  makodragon

  The proportions are right. Jrob is all bald head and penis.

  
  

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  Bono

  dammit Barret threads are too distracting

  
  

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  makodragon

  Hey Barret, worms wriggle, not wiggle. In England at least.

  
  

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  Barret

  *wrouggle

  
  

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  Barret

  Thanks fries.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Okay, you got me.

  
  

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  Barret

  Wiggle sounds better when you sing it out loud.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Vocaroo me that shit!

  
  

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  Bono

  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  
  

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  Barret

  Man there's something really perverted about watching birds eat boiled eggs...

  
  

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  Barret

  Fuck, some thai chick just passed and looked at my screen as i selected the thumbnail for some guy getting a sharp object jammed down his cock. She quickly pretended like she didn't see anything and power walked away with her stubby little legs.

  
  

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  Bono

  was she hot?

  
  

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  Barret

  Another MD joke seems too obvious here.

  No.

  Still about an hour before the hot chicks come in...

  
  

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  Barret

  Holy crap Norwegians are a loud annoying bunch when drunk.

  No wonder they have sectioned us off on one street in Jomtien, its like a ThaiNorwegian hipster/retired old fat people ghetto.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  scandinavians in general are shitty.

  
  

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  Barret

  Agreed, despite norfags only making up a small percentage of them, they still suck.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  If you cant catch fish,eat the bait

  
  

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