BoozeRunner

Bono goes on a booze run for his next 6 in 60 challenge!

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Dec 18, 2017Funny
Points: 15
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Tags:failbonostealing alcoholboozerunnerbooze runftwfailuresmashed bottlessmashed glassbroken bottlebroken glass

17 Comments

  • Mucho User MacheesemoBanned

    Macheesemo

    Fake. His spindly arms couldn't lift that much booze

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you'd be surprised how strong alcoholic can be

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was spindly when I was a teenage tryhard

    Now I look like MD, am strong liek bull

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    Mucho User MacheesemoBanned

    Macheesemo

    So basically you're saying you evolved gradually from McLovin into The Motherfucker?

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    wait so which is the final in the Bono-Barret-MD evolutionary line?

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Wow. To be 15 yrs old again. With ya best buddy ready to burn rubber out the 7-11 parking lot. After he stole gas. YEA HAW ,the 70's.

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    At least I've kept my ", " down. Thought I I learned about periods after my 2nd boy.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    why were they trying to stop him ? its not shoplifting until he has left the shop

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    Mucho User MacheesemoBanned

    Macheesemo

    In America, intent is considered a crime.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That has to be the most useless piece of shit staff and security of the western world I've seen. They had like an army of people there, and they let him powerwalk right out of there. Pathetic.

    That actually made me mad to watch, I could have caught him ffs.

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