Gay Shark

Man comes close to losing his nads to a small shark

Points: 14

by Cigarmann

Submitted on Sep 29, 2017

Nature is Metal

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  Cigarmann

  I felt bad for the shark, I think they should have cut off some of that blokes gut to free the shark.....

  
  

  #4567
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Not a bloke anymore

  
  

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  makodragon

  This is the most Dangerous Dug video I have ever seen.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  How do we summon the dug?

  
  

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  Barret

  You light up the Dug signal.

  https://i.imgur.com/hGyxxR9.jpg

  
  

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  CartersBird

  gay pride yes

  faggotry

  faggotry

  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Well, at least if it had been a gay snake he would have been fine. All it does is go hith hith.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  How about Them Tummy Gummers ain't they dummies?

  Havin' they fun a gummun' they tummies.

  Gummin them paunches out o' they mind

  Runnin' 'round shoutin' "It's tummy gummin' time"

  Look at them Them Tummy Gummers lurkin' in the yard,

  Waintin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard.

  Them hell-bent Tummy Gummers, ain't they dummix,

  Runnin' through the neighborhood gummin' them stomachs.

  How to be a Tummy Gummer, no way to shun it,

  Grab an abdomen, haul off and gum it.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I want some of what you're havin'

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Did woody break?

  Hes been speaking in limericks for like a week

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Cheap Rum and a Good Rim

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  A UUoodpecker prone to be dumb,

  Was happy with what he'd become,

  Hid thoughts are all penile,

  Because he is senile,

  But the world will blame it on rum.

  
  

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  makodragon

  A doctor prone to be dumb,

  was happy when covered in cum,

  His thoughts are all penile,

  his gimp is on speed dial,

  and he loves a fat cock up his bum.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  You want some Fries with that?

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  God damn I'm funny

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Dude

  
  

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  Barret

  So did the users online feature get removed? Or am I the only user online?

  Gay, MS has 3!

  
  

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  CartersBird

  I have never seen "users online" appear with less than 2 people

  
  

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  Barret

  So that's how it works, clever.

  
  

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  Bono

  i am known to be clever.

  
  

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  Bono

  like a fox

  
  

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  Barret

  2:50

  Dawww, they became friends in the end.

  Reminds me of the end of Bladerunner.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  +1

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  Did you see there is going to be a sequel to Blade Runner.....called Blade Runner 2049

  
  

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  Barret

  Aye that shit looks whack bro.

  Will watch.

  
  

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  makodragon

  lol, I think you misused the word whack, bro.

  
  

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  Barret

  Probably!

  
  

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  Barret

  I misspelled it too, and now you did too.

  Hah. Made you misspell.

  
  

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  Barret

  I'm used to hearing negroes saying it with such enthusiasm, so figured it was a good thing, damn negros...so tricky....

  
  

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  Bono

  I thought he used it correctly

  
  

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  Bono

  you be whack, MD

  
  

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  Oyxter

  Hmm, angry fleshlight

  
  

  #4629