A perky little porn star
Mega sissy strutting his stuff
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VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
Hey, that kind of thing could be a second career for you.....it's gotta beat flipping burgers or bagging at the Safeway.
VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
If you refer to the cheese man......on another site we are the only two capable of abstract and independent thinking and the ability to express thoughts in understandable sentences.
VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
Oh! Mucho's!......please forgive my dyslexia. new...yes. gay.....I'm not very good at gayness. Mascot.....What does the costume look like?
Vetmakodragon
Yeah, but I was going for bumhole. It' s a fucking difficult shot, I can tell you.
ZuckerMarasyn
Do a tucked dick shot and stand like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.. and maybe I will post tits
Vetmakodragon
You want me to do a goodbye horses for a maybe tits? C'mon now. We got another Heather on our hands.
Vetmakodragon
I would, but not for a fuckin' MAYBE. I'd even put makeup on, a wig, all that shit.
ZuckerMarasyn
Uuoody, I thought you and Zeb were the same person?What was my idea fancy enough for you MD? Ok ok..shove an eggplant up your ass too that better ?
Vetmakodragon
Ok, so you want to make it impossible. That's no fun. Besides I never even asked you directly for your skanky flapjacks.
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makodragon
Hey Bono, can you get zucko to crop profile images instead of stretching them? My page layout is all fucked up now because the image is uncropped up in the top left corner of the page.
Vetmakodragon
Also just a little idea, but how about the option to upload multiple images per sub. So like, I could sub a series of images that go together instead of putting them in comments.
Vetmakodragon
My ideas are better when I'm sober, but I'm less optimistic about you giving a shit.
Vetmakodragon
Thanks. My chest is powerful. Now change your name back to fries-please you fucking cahnt!
Vetmakodragon
Bitch postponed the date until she comes back on holiday. Now I'm having second thoughts about boning her at all, because you know, she wants longterm shit, and I just wanna empty my nuts inside her.
ZuckerDrGiggles
keep up that attitude and the only thing you'll be emptying your nuts into is a handkerchief
Vetmakodragon
How's the sexy off going? You trimmed down much yet? WHat's your strategy? Diet, exercise?So far I've just upped my fapping frequency.
Vetmakodragon
My face when I turn up to the date and it's fries sitting there with the red rose all coy like. You have a pretty vagina fries.
VetBono
I have a great head of hair when I'm not shaving it for internet challenges. Right now ensuring thick luxurious growth is as important as diet & exercise.
VetBono
I suspect he'll create another account with his original name, then use both, so he can be double the faggot.
Zuckermikebrown603@aol.com_2
Hey Bono. I wish it would show when someone comments so I know to refresh. Otherwise you have to refresh after every comment to avoid what I just did.
VetBarret
Full disclosure. Managed to get 4 dates waiting for me when I get to Thailand in 3 weeks, through some dating sites, 1 or 2 of them may be ladyboys. Time will tell. And if they are, I shall still go through with the dates.In fact, I may be a little disappointed if one of them aren't.
VetBarret
The stretchy profile pic thing is important, I'm sure it will be fixed soon enough. That serialized picture sub idea is something I've been waiting for for years.I mostly want the option to put some pictures and video on the profiles, so I can put some classic shops there, without spamming the site with them.
Like a porfolio of gayness.
ZuckerSinaitis
I like too many comments in this thread. Hey barret, here's an idea date a girl/trap/tranny/shemale/whatever from your own country? Probably way easier if you really put the effort into it. Just gotta set your standards lower and all.
ZuckerSinaitis
It's pretty bad in the US too. Post sticking-my-dick-in I learn she's a feminist and then I feel like I gotta wash my junk and make sure I don't get whatever turns people into those wicked creatures.
VetBarret
The thing to look out for is the Stockholm Syndrome, that's how they get the males. Stupid Finland...
ZuckerSinaitis
Stockholm syndrome is just a nice way of saying some people don't mind getting fucked up shit done to them.
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VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
For sure.....We should get him over here. It would give you something to do.
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This might hurt a little bit:
Shove it thru, cut the barb off with wire cutters. Remove the same path as it went in. Been there do
Shove it thru, cut the barb off with wire cutters. Remove the same path as it went in. Been there do
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Midgets with cabbage on a bed of lettuce:
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that toe knuckle might be a deal breaker
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This might hurt a little bit:
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