A perky little porn star

Mega sissy strutting his stuff

Points: 13

by UUoody

Submitted on Aug 18, 2017

Art & Music

• 

  Vet

  makodragon

  People paid to see that shit I bet.

  
  

  #462
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Hey, that kind of thing could be a second career for you.....it's gotta beat flipping burgers or bagging at the Safeway.

  
  

  #2826
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  How much are you offering?

  
  

  #2827
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Would you go for the all you can eat special?

  
  

  #2828
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Yeah, just drop me in at the deep end.

  Are you nu-mucho's new gay mascot?

  
  

  #2829
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If you refer to the cheese man......on another site we are the only two capable of abstract and independent thinking and the ability to express thoughts in understandable sentences.

  
  

  #2834
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Oh! Mucho's!......please forgive my dyslexia. new...yes. gay.....I'm not very good at gayness. Mascot.....What does the costume look like?

  
  

  #2835
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Wow. New people.

  user:makodragon goes all shy

  
  

  #2844
  

  Banned

  Macheesemo

  Come on, lad, new people don't bite. Except maybe for Marisyn...

  
  

  #2858
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Is this gonna be a tits or GTFO situation?

  
  

  #2861
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Why are you going to post your tits?

  
  

  #2863
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Well I've posted bumhole before so I'm not shy about it.

  
  

  #2864
  

  Vet

  Bono

  *unwashed taint

  There's a difference MD

  
  

  #2866
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Yeah, but I was going for bumhole. It' s a fucking difficult shot, I can tell you.

  
  

  #2867
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Do a tucked dick shot and stand like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.. and maybe I will post tits

  
  

  #2868
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  @marasyn....I could get Zeb to post his tits. You's like that.

  
  

  #2869
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  You want me to do a goodbye horses for a maybe tits? C'mon now. We got another Heather on our hands.

  
  

  #2871
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  MD just shut the fuck up and do it

  
  

  #2872
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I would, but not for a fuckin' MAYBE. I'd even put makeup on, a wig, all that shit.

  
  

  #2873
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Uuoody, I thought you and Zeb were the same person?

  What was my idea fancy enough for you MD? Ok ok..shove an eggplant up your ass too that better ?

  
  

  #2874
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Not fancy enough *

  
  

  #2875
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Ok, so you want to make it impossible. That's no fun. Besides I never even asked you directly for your skanky flapjacks.

  
  

  #2877
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Haaa... aren't all women impossible?

  
  

  #2878
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Yeah, especially the ones with nice tits.

  
  

  #2882
  

  Vet

  Bono

  They are if they block you on dating sites

  
  

  #2883
  

  Vet

  Bono

  MD is going thru a rough patch

  
  

  #2884
  
  
  

• 

  Vet

  makodragon

  Hey Bono, can you get zucko to crop profile images instead of stretching them? My page layout is all fucked up now because the image is uncropped up in the top left corner of the page.

  
  

  #464
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Also just a little idea, but how about the option to upload multiple images per sub. So like, I could sub a series of images that go together instead of putting them in comments.

  
  

  #2831
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  My ideas are better when I'm sober, but I'm less optimistic about you giving a shit.

  
  

  #2832
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  those are some bigass manboobs

  
  

  #2836
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Thanks. My chest is powerful. Now change your name back to fries-please you fucking cahnt!

  
  

  #2843
  

  Vet

  Bono

  P O W E R F U L

  
  

  #2845
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  looks like it could support beer cans

  
  

  #2847
  

  Vet

  Bono

  All your chest supports is the thighs of men as they straddle you for a facefucking

  
  

  #2848
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  it could support a single mother and her fuckspawn. I just don't wanna.

  
  

  #2849
  

  Vet

  Bono

  So... did the 2nd dating site last NOT turn out well

  
  

  #2850
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I'm turning off autocorrect holy fuck.

  
  

  #2851
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Bitch postponed the date until she comes back on holiday. Now I'm having second thoughts about boning her at all, because you know, she wants longterm shit, and I just wanna empty my nuts inside her.

  
  

  #2852
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  *from holiday...

  
  

  #2853
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Well now at least you have time to train your powerful chest

  
  

  #2854
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  keep up that attitude and the only thing you'll be emptying your nuts into is a handkerchief

  
  

  #2855
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  How's the sexy off going? You trimmed down much yet? WHat's your strategy? Diet, exercise?

  So far I've just upped my fapping frequency.

  
  

  #2856
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  My face when I turn up to the date and it's fries sitting there with the red rose all coy like. You have a pretty vagina fries.

  
  

  #2857
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I have a great head of hair when I'm not shaving it for internet challenges. Right now ensuring thick luxurious growth is as important as diet & exercise.

  
  

  #2859
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I refuse to refer to you as DrGiggles.

  
  

  #2860
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  damn it

  
  

  #2862
  

  Vet

  Bono

  if you want I can change it Giggle

  
  

  #2865
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  He's DrGiggles now, so deal.

  
  

  #2886
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I suspect he'll create another account with his original name, then use both, so he can be double the faggot.

  
  

  #2887
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  Did that dating site ban you yet?

  
  

  #2888
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  Hey Bono. I wish it would show when someone comments so I know to refresh. Otherwise you have to refresh after every comment to avoid what I just did.

  
  

  #2889
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Currently working on it

  
  

  #2890
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  Awesome

  
  

  #2891
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  We'll have to go work, see you fucks tonight.

  
  

  #2892
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  *well

  
  

  #2893
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Hi Oster.

  
  

  #2894
  

  Vet

  Bono

  ^ swing and a miss

  
  

  #2895
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  well thanks for narrowing it down.

  
  

  #2896
  

  Vet

  Bono

  what kind of yak would I be if I doxxed everyone?

  
  

  #2897
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Full disclosure. Managed to get 4 dates waiting for me when I get to Thailand in 3 weeks, through some dating sites, 1 or 2 of them may be ladyboys. Time will tell. And if they are, I shall still go through with the dates.

  In fact, I may be a little disappointed if one of them aren't.

  
  

  #3025
  

  Vet

  Barret

  The stretchy profile pic thing is important, I'm sure it will be fixed soon enough. That serialized picture sub idea is something I've been waiting for for years.

  I mostly want the option to put some pictures and video on the profiles, so I can put some classic shops there, without spamming the site with them.

  Like a porfolio of gayness.

  
  

  #3026
  

  Zucker

  Sinaitis

  I like too many comments in this thread. Hey barret, here's an idea date a girl/trap/tranny/shemale/whatever from your own country? Probably way easier if you really put the effort into it. Just gotta set your standards lower and all.

  
  

  #3027
  

  Vet

  Barret

  We don't have those (the hot ones) here. :(

  
  

  #3030
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Also, define easier.

  
  

  #3031
  

  Vet

  Barret

  and don't forget that most of them are hardened feminists/LGBT activists.

  
  

  #3033
  

  Zucker

  Sinaitis

  It's pretty bad in the US too. Post sticking-my-dick-in I learn she's a feminist and then I feel like I gotta wash my junk and make sure I don't get whatever turns people into those wicked creatures.

  
  

  #3036
  

  Vet

  Barret

  The thing to look out for is the Stockholm Syndrome, that's how they get the males. Stupid Finland...

  
  

  #3039
  

  Zucker

  Sinaitis

  Stockholm syndrome is just a nice way of saying some people don't mind getting fucked up shit done to them.

  
  

  #3045
  
  
  

• 

  Banned

  Macheesemo

  Definitely an autie...

  
  

  #467
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  For sure.....We should get him over here. It would give you something to do.

  
  

  #2870
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  I'm sure he would fill us all in on Libby... ffs

  
  

  #2876
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Perhaps finally show us Libby's tits

  
  

  #2879
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Dick*

  
  

  #2880
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Aren't you the clever one!

  
  

  #2881
  
  
  

• 

  Vet

  Barret

  Liberal Arts tag required.

  
  

  #512
  
  
  

• 

  Banned

  TR

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4dbZCsVaE

  
  

  #525
  

  Zucker

  Sinaitis

  Tr ain't no fucking way I'm clicking play on that.

  
  

  #3057
  

  Zucker

  mikebrown603@aol.com_2

  I second that

  
  

  #3153