makodragon’s Comments
Dude, a timestamp would really help here. Just saiyan.
This is gonna harsh my buzz, I know it...
This video raises a question for me. Were we REALLY the best at trying to conquer the world? The best during that period, sure, but that's once we had gunpowder. What made us the best?
I'm wildly speculating, but does having Neaderthal blood play a part? It's what sets us apart anthropologically. Is this some kind of reddit post that I'm writing here? lel so stoned.
I'm not drunk yet, I meant later on, when I will be both stoned AF and possibly drunk.
And you passed the test. Once again giggles escapes the banhammer.
Explain yourself. It may determine whether I drunkenly ban you or not.
Didn't catch that while the dead dude was ragin.
That Jay-Z looking ass nigger must have a dick that tastes like fried chicken.
Fucking cat poofter!
Exactly. That's what a feminist would do. Plus the dude actually threatened both their lives. If he does that while men are armed, what is he like when they aren't?
That's not how kryptonite works, you tit.
It appeared that she took insulin before eating... she was making us dinner bless her. Obviously she never got around to eating it.
Fortunately, she makes these straining whines when she's unconscious. I think that's what roused me from my sleep. Otherwise, she'd be dead while I was sleeping off the beer.
I just had to give my mum chest compressions. Once again, I've saved her life. I am an hero.
You don't have to trick me into it. My dick is freely viewable on demand.
Go back to tricking people into showing you dick pics.
Shut up, you mug.
Oh, and I didn't work it out myself... who do you think I am, Carol Vorderman?
Because pounds and dollars have different values? Are you really this dumb?
Well maybe if you hadn't worn my patience thin already with your inane bullshit, you would get a reasonable reply. But you did, so go fuck yourself.
I should ban you right now, before you spam your stupid bollocks all over my new posts.
You ask for a backstory when there is one you fucking idiot.
Is that your excuse for ramming the toilet brush up your shitter?
No, I made it up you fucking prat.
You're welcome, half-a-face
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