glandmilker’s Comments
ducks every time it thunders
surprised she wasn't raped at both ends and then knocked out, or vice verses
The hair is a great disguise
No hips ,no tips
I know everyone is just as disappointed as I am, "I was planning to jump off a roof and thought it would be cool to video it. Unfortunately, my pant leg got caught on a plant holder by the gutter, which flipped me over and caused my scorpion fall. Thankfully, God protected me, as my trip to the ER showed no broken bones."?
Always check the eyeballs after shedding
have to rob some parts from the erector set to piece it back together
So this is how snakes turn up in toilets
If he would just have yelled I am superman
I had to look up kek,I am sure of the definition I found. is the act of posting large amounts of content of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality" to an online forum or social network, in some cases intended to derail discussions or otherwise make the site unusable to its regular visitors.
if she speeds up just a bit the rooms going to look like Dexter's night out
Heavy Flo has lost some weight
inserted into my urethra*
I hate it when meat gets stuck in my clutch
one too many guys?
I had my finger in it, perfect 102F
the string is so it doesn't lost "up there"
Her tits got more airtime than the Cosby trail
you wont see her cumming either
The moms take out life insurance on their kids then tell them to do dumb shit like this
Birdseye view of the action
I like the bobble head action
If its something that's going to smell really bad , you have to pay double
Maybe the dicks still stiff