TheDudeAbides’s Comments

Potato engaged.

How does anyone let anything get that bad??

^

TV superstar billionaire president just wasn't enough.

Honestly... has Donald Trump had the greatest life of any human ever?

If North Korea gives up their nukes, Donald Trump will deserve a Nobel Peace Prize 10x more than Obama ever deserved his.

I mean... if there's a trophy.

..

Thanks, unvoted button. Just this once.

The site has tools meant to steer you back to old content all the time. I will use those and click on things I find interesting.

I can see the appeal of the Unvoted button if you are a slovenly internet dweller. Or a videogame completionist.

But at a certain point it wouldn't even be fun.

The only one who ever had a problem with him was Whunu, but he's mentally gay. So.

Close up of your face now looks like me and Bono's avatars.

Math checks out.

Head cans?

...What?

I had a 60 hour work week, peckerhead

You need love in your life.

Well... maybe don't get face tattoos and you won't have to work for zombie racists.

Nowhere in the poem does it say he was an egg.

Food for thought, my niggers.

Why wouldn't you love him?

Hahahaaha!

at first at first at first at first at first.

What the hell are you eating? Is that cornbread with BBQ sauce?

Happy!