TR’s Comments
Wtf???
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Did you know that charlatan comes from the greek word ??????????? ?
I know her.
She goes to my school.
Sup bro.
Wings was one of the best sitcoms.
They ripped it off on friends.
Time to go!
Your inner woman must self lubricate her own vagina when she reads my awesome verbosity and wish my prattle would paddle her naughty backside as she waits on all fours like the good little bitch she longs to be, begging to feel the shame that comes from being dominated by such reprehensible brilliance.
Also, that jobroni couldn't trap zeke with a bottle of sambuca and a blonde bimbo.
Or richard with a bag of marihuanas and noobs.
Or yak with money.
Or bono with food.
It took me years of watching Monk with the under appreciated Tony Shaloub to stop thinking of the boss cop dancing around, tucked, saying, "i'd fuck me...i'd fuck me so hard."
I have to be like the vietcong, sneak attacks and then disappear, lest the crybabies whine to their new god to beg for my next ban as a bandage on their butthurt behinds.
Incidentally, i hope i didnt scare tho squid away when i called him at home on xmas...
Le Pétomane was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".
It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, Pujol was able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.
[Before you jokers strain yourself, the preceding was liberated in toto from another website with the most minor of abridging.]
Seems like we have a contender for the Euro-Ab off championship....
Welp, i was going to link a video Belloq telling Jones: Again, we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away
But you ruined it, fag.
Don't worry, when i open my website with hookers and blackjack, i won't ban you.
I will have an osterbot, though.
You are also probably even more interesting than yak, if you take away his website. He would tell the dullest stories in chat that i could not believe anyone could tolerate happening.
Also, you are more interesting than both zeke and richard.
Zeke would have actually banged the boss' wife and then cried about it.
Richard, on the other hand...burned his house down because he was smoking while pwning zeke.
Even LeBron doesn't sink every basket, buddy!
Spoiler alert: when felching me, you are really sucking up some of Montezuma's revenge.
Since i beat you 2 out of 3, does that mean you have to tongue my balls and felch me?
Why anyone would complain so much about living in the village, which is actually a luxury hotel, defies logic.
CUNT FOR 2
I would wrap up the xbox clamshell with a burned rick astley cd inside for you, ostrich.
You care so much that you commented.
Here's something else for you not to care about: i just called squidley to wish him a merry xmas. I had to leave a voicemail, though.
Can you believe Squidley used to work for the DMV?
I see the confusion. You fellows think that i had something to do with tho squid logging in.
I didn't.
It was simply fortuitous that i commented immediately after him.
You caught me again, richard.
According to Bohemian Rhapsody, all it takes to attract a gay trucker is a lustful look.
Well, i have the greek ready to go, any time it can be seen....