JordanSimms’s Comments

And in San Francisco every time I have to walk from the Marriott to Market street.

I see this in Mexico city at least three times a year.

We don't know what the brain's neurons look like, so we used computers and drawing to make up shit.

are you married?

damn, the possibilities. pro tip: always do a drunk chick from behind in case she barfs.

https://youtu.be/HOhKQyRAo6k

roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be Jewish.

Can't go wrong with Stewie

Fag test succeeded.

Yea, but the opportunities for making toe-jam cheese have been upped. Win!

smell like curry or pennies?

sell your weight and buy some fucking shoes

That mouth. Either that of an experienced pro or a fucking retard. either way...

prolly knows how to suck a dick...really good.

Dude

fat lines, baby. you know it.

This one thinks its a cat.

sex with the wife. still can't get it in.

oooo. humina humina. got anymore of her?!?

Just watched it. I recommend it if you've got nothing else going and need a good fap video.

Again, she's too young for zeb.

Those girls who don't dance very well brought the wood for me.

How is this any different from gimps having sex?

I would have normal porn with Dr. Crusher.

the only thing between him and the money was a half inch of ballistic glass. "shoot me you pussy!!"