JordanSimms’s Comments

Epilepsy is a riot.

She's definitely got a bush.

Lol. Just not as moist.

Wife refers to her hair as souvenirs

More accurately, the purple helmet.

No hairy chink pussy.

*dick

Not you. Seen you IRL. Sick much smaller.

In dog years

Worth busting up some nuckles. You could clearly hear when he contacted.

Chapelle's actually funny.

If only mom would have waited 20 years to have me.

Nice role. I'm intimidated.

Nope. Even lamer: SC.

NM.

Can't go back to change it.

Sorry. I meant Cute.

DroneLife is the only outlet not going along with the masses as they allow that it may be "cleverly faked." You can clearly see that it isn't a real person sitting in the tub from the distance shots. I do believe it's a working hex copter. there would need to be far larger props and motors to lift a ~180 to ~200 lb person. Google Moller to see how to fail at it for 40 years.

water fishing?

https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f226/54539d1243732522-death-dildo-old-man-dies-dildo-ass-sexcrimes.jpg

LOL!

Must be cold out there.

came in expecting parts in plastic bags. only drama.

nice touch at the end trying to convince us she's over 18

not hairy enough, otherwise wouldn't kick her out of bed