JordanSimms’s Comments

You discovered the conspiracy.

No, I'd recognized that bitch anywhere.

My wife's cunt when she's PMS'ing.

This is a gif. I provided sound in the tags for those of you who need assistance.

UUoody, you may want to moderate your satire about Jeebus since you're probably pulling up near the pearly gates pretty soon.

Upload fucked the video. Audio good tho.

Thanks senator Byrd.

My wife laughed at this. Them she got wood.

Fixed https://i.imgur.com/zHAFowd.jpg

Christmas leprechaun. What are you drinking there, a Zima?

https://i.imgur.com/Rmvzue1.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qza7frm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/G9vJ9jy.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/SqhyX8x.jpg

I thought the kitty was cute! Leave some dicks, will ya? https://i.imgur.com/8ga8zHK.jpg

Dance off contestant at the Blue Oyster.

Original didn't have sound. Sorry. Didn't really seem necessary given her tits.

Sorry Barret I don't like to be watched. Better find some else.

Do you do the whole party or just the guest of honor?

https://youtu.be/-KQdxNOLA-4

Would loved to have helped.

Not gay enough to be Bono.

Dude must have a tasty inheritance coming hes been bragging about.

Damn UUoody! U scary!

Nice flambe.