JordanSimms’s Comments
I think we should dump all the imports into Australia and implement Bono's plan and see how long you limey wanna be faggots last.
Cat is fucking metal.
Pram is eurotrash talk for baby buggy. The cat is preventing the dog from being a complete faggot by preventing it from getting in a baby buggy and being pushed around by its elderly owner.
Tonya harding made an appearance at a minor league baseball game where I live. The promotion was mini bats given out to the first 100 fans. She stood at one of the gates handing some out smiling taking photos and signing programs.
This was going around when MadTV was still on the air. Not a very good fake.
Cute bird shits out a gumball.
A women's best friend is that swishy gay who likes to shop and won't insist on cumming in her mouth.
One step above chimpanzees in evolution
https://youtu.be/lWFTsA0j1KQ
yea. you're an expert on that.
yea, but my context is better
Sorry Gigs, I know you're wishing but I'm not your type.
More loke pickled tomato
Meth makes it homemade
A blow job is a blow job.
Nice cesarean scar. Bet she sold her doomed spawn for some fentanyl and heroin.
That's what makes eating veggies difficult.
Couldn't deal with the overwhelming stench of sweat and curry
"how do I hide these sores from my girl but still get laid?"
Spraying the HIV so the homos will stop complaining about not being treated the same as normal humans.
Fake. No weaves were yanked out and both their tops stayed on.
-5369 for not saying "you moaned through all of them."
She didn't quite split from her sibling in the womb. Would.