JordanSimms’s Comments

You brits were getting your asses kicked without help

Thanks for posting this UUoody, I almost forgot I have to pick up a jug of pus on the way home.

http://i.imgur.com/85DlH8n.jpg

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Gay West

God is not amused

If its her own butt bugs then no risk

Waited too long to punch that cunts lights out

And a tetanus shot

It was a sticky note on my inside tight bit it fell off. Cops came before I could re~record it. :(

The sick thing about this is he keeps shoving eggs in his ass and he's not even getting a hard on

When you're too lazy to get off your ass and take a piss properly

Thought she said oh funny

Porn with a plot, though

Nice

Doesn't work on Netscape either

Still playing

Except on Firefox

Still nice dinners

'this playing

Banana slugs > India

Oh c'min. Reverse racism is hilarious when it backfires. :}

I wonder if they put the couch on Craigslist.

Shit my dick would be crawling up my ass to hide from that bitch. Hmmm. I've got an idea....

Poor little moo cows.