Freeeggs’s Comments

Yeah pretty much

Atleast he’s being creative and not outside swimming in raw sewage and shitting in the street. I can appreciate this

Jesus spelled backwards is susej.. which sounds like sausage.... sausage is made from pork. Pork is delicious.

Plagiarism at its finest

All the pieces would seem to be in place for a rich and gripping grown-up drama. So why does the result feel so elusive and unsatisfying?

deathaddict had this video of a guy clamping a car battery to his cock. If anyone around here knows what I’m talking about and has a different sauce hook a wigger up. that shit was funnier than the holocaust

MEn CaN GiVE BiRTh ToO

Thanks man

I’m thinking it would make FABULOUS glue.... or a nice lampshade.

I get hard boiled

Honest to god I superglued my eye shut and said it was performance art. They thought I was retarded. I mean I am but they thought I was too.

When I was in school I put melted snickers and peanut butter in a bag and put said bag in my pants and proceeded to eat it in front of a teacher. I was suspended but it was completely worth it. It had the same color as this guy’s actual mess. Nasty bastard

Oh no I’m super easy. Especially if you’re an Asian dwarf with daddy issues.

“A woman that’s a little plump... staunch girl”

Babies blowing clouds would be a great name for a synthwave band

It’s ok I’ll figure it out. This site is great by the way. good job!

I’m still trying to figure out why I can’t go to the next page, any recommendations? I’m using a phone btw