Bono’s Comments

You probably even paid to watch Kebab cuck McScottsman

That's because you're a sucker

HEY BRUV HOW BOUT I MISGIV MY DICK IN YER ARSE

https://i.redd.it/71s3115zwss11.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM

Actually... fuck it, I'm going to fix the embed profile option and just turn it "off" by default.

My point is the embed thing will only slow down page loads and encourage the spamming of boring shit when you guys get into music talks

They work fine, watch. You're just a retarded cuck piglet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dwjS_eI-lQ

The link is enough, right?

I think I might get rid of Youtube embeds

I doubt he'll get out again. Neighbors had their trash bins stacked against their gate in such a way that the dog could practically use them like stairs.

Shitty day tho

Anyway me and the Husky are cool now. I gave him water over the fence and he was like... thanks

So I awkwardly explained the Animal Control note and how I was trying to make sure they didn't get mauled because of the fake polices' mistake, but they were right all along and just really lucky.

In the span of 24 hours this dog learned how to enter and exit his yard, he learned where the neighborhood cats live, he learned not to back down from people, and somehow he still knew that when he was tired, he could return to "home"... after 1 night he knew all this.

And I just about shit myself

"Yeah, we got him yesterday."

"Weird question, do you guys have a Husky?"

So less than 1 hour ago, they finally get home, I run up to this lady as she's getting out of her car, unloading a small child.

Just in time, I think to myself.

Doesn't matter lol ... so I spend most of my day looking out the window making sure the beast hasn't escaped again. Waiting for my neighbor to come home from work so I can let them know what the fuck happened. Imagine you get home and there's a giant aggressive dog in your yard, and your other dogs are gone. And it's because I called animal control.

I told them before they left... my exact words... "I am 99% that I have never seen this dog in my life. My neighbors have other dogs."

They come around and this is what they tell me... They have seen dog food, and dog poop, and no other dogs. So logically, THE HUSKY MUST LIVE HERE HUR HUR HUR. They give me a line about how Huskies are very high energy and are notorious for climbing and escaping.

They move some stuff around the gate, put a note on the neighbor's door, and leave. "Thanks for calling us."

So I turn my head and PHOOSH, this dog jumps the neighbor's fence again, just in time for 2 animal control trucks to roll up.

They spot it back there and try to coax it out, doesn't work. So they go around the other side to investigate the yard.

I can't stress how unafraid this dog is. If you take a step toward it, there's a 50% chance it takes a step back. It never quits barking and if you turn your back, he's 3 steps closer.

So my local animal control is useless... the County number is just a redirect to the city number, and the city number doesn't even take dispatch calls until 9 AM. So I spot the dog again. It wants to come up my driveway again, maybe to sneak into my neighbor's yard again. And I still have no idea about their small dogs since they aren't home or won't answer the door.

I spent at least 10-15 minutes standing at the top of my driveway, and this thing was standing at the bottom. Barking the entire time. I kept cutting it off from where it wanted to go. Eventually 9 AM hits and I call the working animal control line.