Bono’s Comments

I originally named the account Bono cuz I planned on being a giant cunt

Like I said. You wouldn't be so butthurt if it wasn't true.

If you want to move on, I'm not stopping you. We have twice the traffic as the dying MS. You'll get bored and come back.

"I actually go to college"

You mean you enrolled with no gameplan just to pass the time. After years of doing nothing.

I mean, it's GOOD, if you actually plan on sticking to it. But "sticking to it" isn't really your thing.

Fact is MD you wouldn't get so upset at my comments if they weren't so accurate.

Get your shit together, I'm on your side

yeah I'd take Barret

You) Get blocked by a fat chick you met on a desperate singles' website.

Barret) OH YOU SO STRONG FARANG, SUCKY SUCKY PREEASE

Well let's compare your apples to his oranges.

You) Sit at home and buy weed with government money. Doodle on paper. Repeat. For ___ years.

Barret) Travels the world and has sex with beautiful women.

MD, it would be harder for me to treat you with such disdain if you weren't such a good for nothing

Turned 25 recently-ish

This was filmed at my ancestral home in the middle-class slums of Bakersfield

I looked more like a lesbian when I was 20

https://muchozucko.com/109/The-original-double-beer-challenge-by-Bono

Well after this video, I had another... maybe 2 beers. It all hit me at once and I was comfortably fucked up.

Sorry but there's video evidence. You do.

hahahahaha

I'm 90% sure I don't

That wasn't my mom, that was the sister that Jrob came on

Halfway through #4 I was seeing spots :(

I raided my family's liquor like 10 days ago and did a beer challenge that I couldn't upload

I FOUND MY CAMERA'S SPECIAL CABLE!!!

YEAH LETS JUST POST FACEBOOK BULLSHIT

https://i.imgur.com/2xyE9rq.gif

Case in point... the pee stuff.

Neither is alting as your political polar opposite, but Mucho makes people do weird things.

I'm also not a bible thumping neo nazi, so I'm afraid you'll have to settle for

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Duh http://i.imgur.com/eB7uNeg.jpg

* Bono does the edgy centrist circlejerk

*Both sides* are retarded you guys