Bono’s Comments

Hey... fuck you

good.

Why do the drunks always survive impact?

IDK what I was expecting... of course they don't have knockout power. Kinda like Oster.

Says the guy who has kissed girls who rimmed him

Never watch a video of a water buffalo or zebra giving birth when your GF is around

I guess

gay

Fucking interposted like a noob bitch

But the question was, what if the gubment says you can't spend their checks on weed?

I think a few of our states have successfully proven it can be regulated

Fuck, that's why it was so funny... I misread as "name"

Hey Billy GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Old folks need their rest

Magic, pure and simple

suspicious that Jones hasn't upvoted this yet. I wonder...

Hi MD,

Long time listener, first time caller.

My question is: what's wrong with people who take the paper, a magazine, or their phone to the toilet?

If you have to take a shit, you should be in and out in 2 minutes. Anything else suggests major problems with the digestive system.

surprised, or disappointed?

What is it that makes BMH comments so funny? I need to distill the formula...

humans are weird.

We have definitely found the next Fries-Squidley

lol

He probably coulda stopped after the chokeslam

Goddamn fuckin Skeeter

Well then

Says the Faceless Wonder