Bono’s Comments

Well? do you?

You are my least favorite child

So ... not gay then

This comment sux as a comment

But not wreckless

So 100% straight, got ya

the entity controling the penis is feminine

So it's not gay if you suck a woman's dick, I knew it

Just don't put them on right after a shower then go to sleep... or you know... jock itch

It's cool once you block out all the memories of middle school

Did he just try to blame someone for that?

you wish you could still be called manchild

Low quality bait

That was the best you could come up with?

vocaroo your request fgt

If you ever have it, I would recommend against treating it with rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer

you know what's real? jock itch.

But then so have I

I can confirm that Tom Pearl has searched for himself on multiple occasions

his big old dick sucking lips help quell the flame

At least the dog lived... that's badass

he ded

Disgusting

Words that do not stop fights:

- Hey

If we could trade you for a 2nd Tom Pearl, we would

I wonder if we could snag him for an AMA... a glimpse into his life could sell books.