Bono’s Comments

You remember the friesplease city from last time?

How am I little?

I captured Iowatha's 2nd biggest city and named it Bathroom Stall in honor of THJ and his great affinity for native American culture.

We lost Barret after 25 turns.

I intentionally settled a city called Barret next to Mongolia after Genghis Khan told me to fuck off and stop settling near him.

I have a videogame story. I booted up Civ5 for the first time in forever and played another Mucho-themed game where the cities were named after users.

Of course, Makodragon demanded Whales...

Truly traumatic

Also he was Mexican so that is just a whole nother level of ugh.

My car was getting worked on all weekend. Today I had to walk 20 minutes to go get it. Down a busy street in a poor SoCal town.

5 minutes from my home there was a guy staggering out of a parking lot waving something around. Looked kind of like a knife. I looked back every 15 seconds for about 2 minutes.

I am not getting killed by some bullshit like that.

ARE YOU FREAKING

OUT

MAN?

Why MD? Panicked about some nobody running up on you and ending your everything?

I would need to find it again. It's a standard Bono fap. Slimey impregnation stuff. Feel free to search it up.

kek

https://i.imgur.com/fMsiFbL.jpg

Reminds me of some frog porn I found awhile ago...

Who is MK

This is how legends like dracula became a thing

Perv Spy. Here's another long one:

a toad maybe I don't know I'm no nature expert maybe someone here could enlighten us a bit on the subject. Are there any frog or toad experts here on MuchoZucko? Please chime in.

The hordes demand it Jordan.

Fuck you

No wait, I read it right

Wait, I misread that...

I think he means because there's no creampie.

Speaking of Spongebob, I have some good ones... I guess you'll have to wait until weeks 24 thru 29.

Negative 40 dollars a month and counting.

* Bono rubs hands jewishly