Barret’s Comments
and a happy niggerday
Happy MEGAfaggot day everyone.
I shall celebrate this occasion by only sucking off 50 ladyboi cocks today.
lol barret ladybois.
Tiger, dozens by email.
No not wrong really.
Why does this guy keep talking about face pictures and what people look like?
Amazing music video.
+1 gravity respect.
Looking for his phone again.
Me too.
Hah ladibois
We get it, you're worried the other muchoers hiding here behind alts will see you're here, after everyone swore they wouldn't come here. Makes sense.
Most boring user ever.
At about 8:09 i couldn't even understand what he was saying anymore. Its just....sounds.
Bri...british sounds.
On the other hand, it is reasonable for sex offenders to stay under the radar.
Especially if its Captain ranked sex offenders.
Its often hard to tell if something is supposed to be comedy, or if its just British.
Much like Giggles himself.
Nightwolf and Smoke all the way.
Would be THRILLED to see my dear friend cryax again. Other then that this thread was gay. Mortal Kombat Trilogy was the last good Mortal Kombat.
MK 2011 had a fun story mode though.
Doesn't matter who burnout is, you already know he's a gay coward like Dykche.
He does help break the welfare system so he does have redeemable qualities.
BroSOG, you ever actually met any Indian people?
Once in a while, you might stumble over certain bars. There will be a dark corner somewhere, maybe hidden behind the fridge and a hundred boxes of empty bottles. Mostly soda water for some reason.
The darkness will be too strong for any kind of light to enter, like a dark hole. If you throw a rock in there, it simply bounces back at you.
In the outer edges of the darkness, you can glimpse the faint shape of something, something massive, a monster, a hulking blob of grease and fat, a she-beast.
The she-beast is eating something, always eating. If you listen closely between the broken speakered Thai music, you can hear the pain of a thousand souls being slowly digested. Now I know where those soi dogs went.
It wears gigantic shirts that doubles as a skirt. They have some "funny" slogans or puns on it, no one actually knows what they mean, Woody would surely appreciate them.
Unlike its slimmer counterparts, the colossus doesn't speak a word of English. Once in a while, the creature will make some sounds, it doesn't even sound like Thai, but the Thai ladies knows what it means, and swiftly brings it more food.
Once in a blue moon, some unfortunate falang will make the mistake of winning too much in pool, and this is where the wildebeast's function becomes clear. She is there to beat down any falang stupid enough to think he's OK at pool. The number one bar pool champion.
BANG BE DAI (or something to that effect) is yelled (Barret be dead?). The beast awakens. It is moving. The honor of the Thai people is now at stake.
Lumbering towards you, she challenges you to a game. It would be impolite to decline. Real impolite. She's as fat as she is skilled, and it leaves little room for you to move.
Today I slayed the beast. I won 2-1, so now I'm basically a god! BOW BEFORE ME YOU CRETINS. You wish you were this mighty, powerful, and also handsome.
I'm somehow gaining weight at an alarming rate, 5 kilos in the last 2 hours. Its starting to get dark in here, I can hardly see. G...g-guys?
Well, we temporarily got this post up from -2 to....+2? So that's something.
I'm proud of you guys for not responding to this.
False alarm, turns out it was just a regular crazy cat lady.
On the other hand, I'm genuinely worried that I've been banging a literally retarded person.