Barret’s Comments
He said that he had been crying in fetal position under the Christmas tree, because his wife promised that she would let him enter her this year. She went back on her promise as usual, after spying on Whunu's browser and seeing what a child he had acted like on numerous websites.
She still keeps him around though, so the kids can have an illusion that there is a dad around, although he is rarely home anyway, slaving away driving his truck all day, delivering frozen food to fast food joints ran by the immigrants he hates so much.
All so he can make a few bucks that his wife will take away anyway....
She lets him have a small allowance every week, so twice a year he can buy a new gun to show people, to uphold what's left of his ego and pride before he breaks.
Even his kids hate him, and cries when he tries to play with them. He's always waving his gun around, scaring them, and also he smells after using the same blue jacket for the last 12 years. He's scared to wash it because it may cause the color to go out. His fameous crouching jacket.
(should be findable if you search whunu)
* Barret Bonovotes
*freakporn
Was kinda hoping it would be a B52, and fire would squirt out of her nose.
The girls grow mustaches though.
Ok enough with the selfies MD.
2 COMMENTS MAXIMUM!!
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Agreed.
MD, you gotta be careful with that stuff, its giving you an allergic reaction. Can't you see that your face is all swollen up?
Good comment boxleightener.
Giggles made a funny.
Could feel the contents of my stomach turning while watching that. Either that or its just the parasites and worms from all this dodgy food.
Downsbag Steve
I did.
Give up on chat for now.
lol
The child friendly stupid pole.
Took me 4 days. No joke.
Can't remember if this comment made it through the lagpocalypse last time, but this seems like a good place for it.
Is it wrong that i like to hold on to my farts so i can let it all out in the elevator? I like to think about the next guy having to sniff in my fumes. Like what's the point of farting if there's no one to share it with...
Even if im in my room, ill hold on to it until i go out.
Can't remember if this comment made it through the lagpocalypse last time, but this seems like a good place for it.
Is it wrong that i like to hold on to my farts so i can let it all out in the elevator? I like to think about the next guy having to sniff in my fumes. Like what's the point of farting if there's no one to share it with...
Even if im in my room, ill hold on to it until i go out.
Boner, tell Possum something for me.
I'll just put this here so the GOH don't have to go through the stress off forwarding my emails directly to everyone he knows.
My net is so shit now that even responding to his email was not possible. That should tell him how bad MS is working for me, and why I won't go back there, even if i want to.
Also, MY HAIR IS FINE.
Also 2. I thought about defending him too sometimes, but then didn't wanna waste the brain calories, so didn't.
Still enjoying his singapore slings on a regular basis, even got a cocktail set to make them in my room.
Anyway, if the lemmings over there can't understand why i don't come around (hint: NOTHING WORKS) then i dunno what to tell them. MZ naturally works better since I coded it, and its hosted under the hotel's pool cleansing machine.
This message was for possum and only possum, if you read this and you are not possum, then you have no choice but suicide, by spoon.