Barret’s Comments
What is this, like a female punky?
The mouth expressions, the neck movement, its like experiencing the drinking video all over again :(
lol, mail/u/2
Geez, even the gay mannerisms are the same :(
Story Time with Barret. And also a re-comment. Its about puke.
When i was a teenager, i was about to go on a long boat ride on one of our exclusive ferries or whatever its called. (we call it Hurtigruta). Sadly i get easily seasick when i haven't been on a boat for a while.
Before the boat even left the docks i was starting to feel a little queasy. I also hadn't eaten for a while so i went to the cantina and got myself a plain hamburger with fries. I forgot to get anything to drink and wasn't gonna be arsed to get up to get something.
By the time I was finished devouring my meal, the boat was on its way, I got up, and instantly almost fell over due to being dizzy. Fuck, im going to have to barf, i muttered to myself. That burger tasted like shit by the way....Dry, stale, no salad, spices or sauce or anything.
So I stumbled my way towards the nearest bathroom, literally bouncing off the walls, trying to keep my balance. Scaring the shit out of the people i passed, i must have appeared like a drunken mad bull, about to trample them.
Wow it almost feels like the room is swaying right now just thinking back on this...
I made it to the bathroom, i was hoping to barf in the sink, but i couldn't even stand upright, so i was going to have to get on the floor and shove my face down in that filthy toilet.
I got down on my knees, grabbed the toilets handicap handles with all my might so i wouldn't fall over, yes i was that dizzy.
And then i barfed...or at least attempted to. Because i didn't drink anything and my stomach was empty before eating, my dinner came up as a solid log, stuck in my throat, it wouldn't come out. Stuck in my throat, i kept coughing and re-barfing, slowly pushing that fat sausage up my throat.
It felt like i was going to choke and die, i figured, this is it, im going to be found dead here on a public bathroom floor, with a huge vomit-poop sticking out of my mouth.
Finally the thing started to come out, i could see it hanging out of my mouth, while it was still partially stuck in my throat, a yellow brownish mass with bits of un-chewed burger meat and fries pieces in it.
As a final insult, it plopped down into the water, splashing delicious toilet nectar in my face.
and that's the story of how Barret lived to barf another day.
But you are you...
FILTHY PAHTOK!!!
It also sound like klingon for son-of-a-whore or something.
He didn't like being called truc, so went for the second option. trucKERHhatjones. Whatever happened to mic666 anyway... I have a feeling he would get along with RapeBeard.
https://muchozucko.com/2431/MDs-Armpit#8510
What a bunch of fucking nerds.
lel
Its around comment 8200 somewhere.
This is why women should never have been allowed to vote.
What you mean WAS? Its not even out yet? I think.
Damn woman don't get my hopes up like that.
I was simply admiring your sparta sharp wit Kerh.
Oh, I see its Friday. Weird.
Well I'm going to bed, it was a long day.
Season 3 of DD was pretty decent. And of course I wanna watch S2 of Punisher. Other then that I think ill give the rest a pass. I didn't like the first seasons of those other shows anyway.
Is it even worth watching season 2? Skipped that and Iron Fist season 2.
lol like the senate
One of these days, Bambam is going to forget himself and accidentally reveal some sort of personality trait to us.
Way better then Luke Cage.
At least we will always have the Turkey video...
You beat me to it.
He might as well start posting trump memes.
sorry boyster, gotta do...stuff.