Anyway, the whole story arc on shotgunshuffle.com is called "the chain" and ultimately stars yak, a faceless dejavu, and the mysterious lava in a mostly made up story involving lava secretly hiding webcams in ellie d's apartment and using the footage for a cam site, thinking he had tricked ellie into signing a release, but she actually signed lava's name, so yak beat him up, dumped him at the police station, yelling as he drove away something about "he sells drugs to children," and buying ellie a car to avoid getting sued. Then it turns out that "tiredguy" who is ellie d's neighbor, owns match.com or something. I kind of lost interest after my appearance...it is no "girls with slingshots."
The only reason anyone comments on MS is for alibi.
Well see, I knew about old Mucho for years. I was actually active on it for a few months, got really into the meta game, the user pics and stuff. Didn't care for the feuds and whatever, just the OC. It felt ... pure. Old net style.
I quit a long time ago, and it quickly faded into memory.
It was dead to me the same way that Ebaums was. You know? If you asked me I would never consider myself a "Muchoer."
Then one day I see a link to Zucko and do a fucking double take on this post. It was nostalgia city.
Imagine being plunged back in time, and all your favorite entertainers are still alive and in their prime.
I never considered my time on MS to be relevant.
I only put together that this was the "new" site after Boner started rolling out updates and fixes.
So, you're a close 2nd place to that.
Fuck this autocorrect
And how in the hell does it have fans? What is the attraction? Was funny to see the mucho user parodies though.
inb4 the writer hears about my complaints through a GOH, and makes an awful parody of me in his comic.
Despite barely being able to open my mouth from being sleepy, I somehow laughed, in slow motion.
I mean no u.
Also, didn't MD say he was in it for the long haul? Quitter.