Trains?. So 2010s.. Electricity?..not stimulating enough..Elephant crushing?.. get a little light in entertainment.. Let's try being quartered

the old dirty dirty street shitters have a new form of deat.. just in time for for the zucko grand re-opening


Submitted on Oct 21, 2026Funny
Points: 12


  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    ive got some cool new suggestions for these filth.. there's the old trusty Iron Maiden.. there's the death by placing continuous stones on you until tits up.. there's scaphism... the old chinky death by 1000 cuts... there is so much these lumps could be doing

    Like3STFU0
    #183997
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Gosh gang, I am tinking we should svplit up.

    Like1STFU0
    #183999
  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    That's fucking brilliant! So; He reckons he has the strength to hold eight bikes. Otherwise, the ropes he's wrapped round his own neck ....?

    I'd pay fucking good money to see that! :D

    Like3STFU0
    #184018